Bitch Anus
When a girl is being a real prick to you about something you do not understand or did not know about.
Bitch Anus by emily b January 3, 2004
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Bitch-anus
a person who's anal cavity has been so often explored that it now permanently has the demensions of a grapefruit.
You know you're a Bitch-anus when:
you fart and you hear a woooooooooosh
your craps come out as chocolate soup rather than chocolate brownies
random objects (such as cellphones, remotes, watches, bedposts, etc...) become lost within the anal cavity and fall out a few days later
your sphincter no longer exists.
your rectum vibrates and it's your friend's self phone
you don't call hot girls back.....damnit
In a sentence: Lindsay, you are such a Bitch-anus. Take that bed post out of your asshole.
you fart and you hear a woooooooooosh
your craps come out as chocolate soup rather than chocolate brownies
random objects (such as cellphones, remotes, watches, bedposts, etc...) become lost within the anal cavity and fall out a few days later
your sphincter no longer exists.
your rectum vibrates and it's your friend's self phone
you don't call hot girls back.....damnit
In a sentence: Lindsay, you are such a Bitch-anus. Take that bed post out of your asshole.
Bitch-anus by Merlin Lalinmand November 13, 2004
bitch anus blacm
An exclamation when someone says something and younhave no clue how to reply. Mostly used in kik chats with the intention of annoying someone.
bitch anus blacm by Personthatisaperson April 19, 2018
Bitchamus Prime
Bitchamus prime
Standard definition: when a bitch has reached total bitchin power. They are the bitch who has reached total Nirvana and you can't bring them back down. They are often portrayed as gold diggers although there are exceptions.Notable examples include Naomi Campbell, Kanye Westetc. May become violent when not provoked. May whine and cry over ruined Prada shoes and designer men's satchels.
Standard definition: when a bitch has reached total bitchin power. They are the bitch who has reached total Nirvana and you can't bring them back down. They are often portrayed as gold diggers although there are exceptions.Notable examples include Naomi Campbell, Kanye Westetc. May become violent when not provoked. May whine and cry over ruined Prada shoes and designer men's satchels.
Example:
Johnny: yo mike that girls is hot!
Mike: yeah but i heard she was a Bitchamus prime. U should avoid her like the plague.
Johnny: yo your right. I heard she she bitched at her boyfriend for not buying her shoes.Thanks bro
Mike: thats what bros are for.
*they proceed to have a moment as a rainbow unicorn comes out of the sky and carries them to bro heaven*
Example #2:
Stacey: Lena did you hear about Brandon?
Lena: Yeah I heard he was a total Bitchamus prime. He yelled at the photographers at his party for not getting his angles.
Stacey: how pathetic!
* they continue to make fun of Brandon*
Johnny: yo mike that girls is hot!
Mike: yeah but i heard she was a Bitchamus prime. U should avoid her like the plague.
Johnny: yo your right. I heard she she bitched at her boyfriend for not buying her shoes.Thanks bro
Mike: thats what bros are for.
*they proceed to have a moment as a rainbow unicorn comes out of the sky and carries them to bro heaven*
Example #2:
Stacey: Lena did you hear about Brandon?
Lena: Yeah I heard he was a total Bitchamus prime. He yelled at the photographers at his party for not getting his angles.
Stacey: how pathetic!
* they continue to make fun of Brandon*
Bitchamus Prime by Usagi2332 July 13, 2015
bitchanese
A noun (n) slang.
It is the lingo used to speak to women, which a man can get laid with the maximum results, versus just being in the friend zone. Use bitchanese, whenever you see a female, which do not want do not want to end up in the friend zone, and hence not moving past the friend zone.
It is the lingo used to speak to women, which a man can get laid with the maximum results, versus just being in the friend zone. Use bitchanese, whenever you see a female, which do not want do not want to end up in the friend zone, and hence not moving past the friend zone.
"Bro, you have to learn more bitchanese, and master it, or these women, will continually place you in the friend zone."
bitchanese by B.U.M. 4 Life July 24, 2016
Bitchanist
(d. Feb. 13, 2011): Someone who goes around pretending to be fighting for political causes and women's rights, but is just using the term feminism as cover to rant and rave about everyone she hates. Bitchanist.
Woman on personals site (WOPS): Hey, I'm glad to see a man who identifies as a feminist. There aren't many of you around.
Me: Oh sure. I was raised that way - to be a feminist and a gentleman.
WOPS: What? Well, that's pretty sexist! I don't see the reason for you to be a gentleman! Then, you'd expect me to act like a "lady", I bet!!! You sexist pig!!
Me: (Uh-oh, another bitchanist ruining the good name of feminism). Ok. Good luck on your search. I'm sure your charming personality will eventually bring you far with men. SMH.
Me: Oh sure. I was raised that way - to be a feminist and a gentleman.
WOPS: What? Well, that's pretty sexist! I don't see the reason for you to be a gentleman! Then, you'd expect me to act like a "lady", I bet!!! You sexist pig!!
Me: (Uh-oh, another bitchanist ruining the good name of feminism). Ok. Good luck on your search. I'm sure your charming personality will eventually bring you far with men. SMH.
Bitchanist by Jota Says March 1, 2011
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