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bitchanese

A noun (n) slang.

It is the lingo used to speak to women, which a man can get laid with the maximum results, versus just being in the friend zone. Use bitchanese, whenever you see a female, which do not want do not want to end up in the friend zone, and hence not moving past the friend zone.
"Bro, you have to learn more bitchanese, and master it, or these women, will continually place you in the friend zone."
by B.U.M. 4 Life July 24, 2016
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bitchanese

The language of (gender neutral) bitches. Often mistaken for a complaint or a gripe, bitchanese is the never-ending tirade of whining that bitches do. Rarely offering solutions and predominantly creating problems, that is a clear indication of someone using this language.
I'm sorry, I don't speak bitchanese.
by EmceeCoast July 14, 2021
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bitchassery

bitchassery noun -
1. the act or instance of being a bitchass; the lack of courage to face even innocuous situations
2. participating in a deceptive and cowardly act
3. irritating behavior; reminiscent of a fretful whiny nuisance
4. the condition itself
What is this bitchassery that's gotten into you!

--synonyms pusillanimity, timidity
--antonyms real niggas, chivalry
by Kariem September 19, 2007
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bitchiness

Refers to the level or amount to which a bitch is being bitchy or bitch-like.
"I know you're having a bad day but tone down the bitchiness."
by rjoynesjr July 6, 2008
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Bitchness

1. The act of showing extra tenderness towards a subject that is not that serious. 2. Ranting and raving about something when it should just be forgotten. 3. Allowing what others think do or feel to control what you think do or feel. 4. Being super sensitive when things don't go your way. 5. Starting things and not being able to handle it when it doesn't flow your way.
Bitchness is taking over the room!
by BoTipFiaJelz January 25, 2011
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bitcheneezer scrooge

A fat-ass bitch who ruins your holiday by ratting you out to your boss for being late on Christmas.
That fat-ass bitch on the ninth floor almost got me fired. On the bright side, bitcheneezer scrooge opened two of the three ski lifts on her butt last weekend.
by Jean Shepherd K2ORS SK December 23, 2009
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bitchassedness

Expression of someone being inordinantly bitchy, and an extreme asshole, all rolled into one.
"I don't have the tolerance for Ben's bitchassedness today..."
by Corvidae April 28, 2004
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