Bitchanist 

(d. Feb. 13, 2011): Someone who goes around pretending to be fighting for political causes and women's rights, but is just using the term feminism as cover to rant and rave about everyone she hates. Bitchanist.

Woman on personals site (WOPS): Hey, I'm glad to see a man who identifies as a feminist. There aren't many of you around.

Me: Oh sure. I was raised that way - to be a feminist and a gentleman.

WOPS: What? Well, that's pretty sexist! I don't see the reason for you to be a gentleman! Then, you'd expect me to act like a "lady", I bet!!! You sexist pig!!

Me: (Uh-oh, another bitchanist ruining the good name of feminism). Ok. Good luck on your search. I'm sure your charming personality will eventually bring you far with men. SMH.

Bitchanist by Jota Says March 1, 2011

BitchaRita

A strong serving of Booze, bitch, and Extra sour baditude with a salty rim that makes your face pucker in disappointment and or disgust.

1. I can’t believe that your GF served up such a strong batch of her BitchaRita last weekend. What a Self absorbed Hoe.

2. Some one please cut him off, he has had enough BitchaRitas tonight.

BitchaRita by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

Bitchasitis 

(pronounced bitch-us-itis)

A disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed bitch in the vernacular.

Symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common bitch, only aggravated. Causes vary and can be unfathomable.

The victim of bitchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated - though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
This procedure is known as bitchatectomy. It is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. Verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.

There exist both acute and chronic forms of bitchasitis.
One should be particularly wary of bitchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.

Mark: -Debbie just hang up on me again after ranting nonstop for fifteen minutes about how I should have called earlier.

John: -Hmm, I'm afraid the signs point to a clear case of bitchasitis.

Mark: -If that's the case I'd better face it, at least I know what to do.

John: - Yup, looks like a bitchatectomy is your only salvation.

Bitchasitis by Uncle Karb September 14, 2010

bitchmistress 

A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.

If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.

bitchmistress by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

Bitchinitis

A disease in which someone acts like a bitch for an extended amount of time. This disease is contagious.

I diagnosed my girlfriend with "Bitchinitis" this weekend.

Bitchinitis by Kirkland Water December 12, 2010

bitchenistic 

Adj: An act that would commonly be performed by a bitch (definition #4). Used to describe the act itself. May be used regarless of gender of implied person.

"Dude, she slashed your tires? That's bitchenistic!"

Putting two praying mantis' in a bowl until one ate the other would be bitchenistic.

bitchenistic by Crawdaddy January 4, 2009

Bitchalism 

a strong way to add a little extra after the word bitch, derrived from Jamie Foxx stand up

Bitch, you dont know who your fucking wit.

Bitchalism by Oscar Gonzalez June 8, 2005