Stellkett in your Birtell

To take one's anal virginity near a dimly lit fire place.

If you don't shut the fuck up, we will Stellkett in your Birtell faster than you blink schwantz.

by Why Not Don February 21, 2011

Birtel

Birtel : (adj) burh - tell
An uncommon last name, typically local in the Wintersville; Steubenville area.
Common mispronounces are:
Biltel : bill - tell
Burtel : burr - toll
Bitel: bi - tle

"Hey Birtel! It's nic seeing you out of band camp!" -random stranger from two nights ago.

by Gobo IV January 29, 2023