To take one's anal virginity near a dimly lit fire place.
If you don't shut the fuck up, we will Stellkett in your Birtell faster than you blink schwantz.
by Why Not Don March 07, 2011
mugGet the Stellkett in your Birtellmug.

Birtel

Birtel : (adj) burh - tell
An uncommon last name, typically local in the Wintersville; Steubenville area.
Common mispronounces are:
Biltel : bill - tell
Burtel : burr - toll
Bitel: bi - tle
"Hey Birtel! It's nic seeing you out of band camp!" -random stranger from two nights ago.
by Gobo IV January 28, 2023
mugGet the Birtelmug.