A Bertel is typically a liar and test cheater. He also becomes a big crybaby whenever someone exposes his lies. A Bertel is also typically a suspected homosexual due to his choice of cards in the game Clash Royale.
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A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.
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While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.
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Girl 1: Should I hook up with that guy.
Girl 2: Yes, he's such a beitel!
Girl 1: I know I'm so glad he wants to hook up with me, plus i hear he fucks SOOOO good.
Girl 2: Yes, he's such a beitel!
Girl 1: I know I'm so glad he wants to hook up with me, plus i hear he fucks SOOOO good.
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Get the Beitel mug.The Bertle is a rotund, pear like torso. It's not until you see the Bertle 'front on' does one understands the extent of 'over weight' which stretches out from the stomach to the love handles (or belly ears).
The bertle is a more solid and structured belly fat.
This is why, against the laws of gravity, the belly weight does not 'overhang' the waist line, instead it curves upward, like the base of a wine glass.
The bertle is a more solid and structured belly fat.
This is why, against the laws of gravity, the belly weight does not 'overhang' the waist line, instead it curves upward, like the base of a wine glass.
Example 1:
You look sooooooo bertle in that jacket Bro. With all that belly in your pockets, there'll be no room left for your cash... or confidence.
Example 2:
A: That hoe is so fat!!
B: Some respect dude, pies bow to that bertle!
You look sooooooo bertle in that jacket Bro. With all that belly in your pockets, there'll be no room left for your cash... or confidence.
Example 2:
A: That hoe is so fat!!
B: Some respect dude, pies bow to that bertle!
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His nice hair and his big dick makes all the ladies go crazy
His nice hair and his big dick makes all the ladies go crazy
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Get the Bertil mug.betelhem, or betty is the coolest dude everrrrr. from eri trea probably. she usually wears a bun. she is always fun to be with and always had our back.
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