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Term used by doctors in Western Connecticut for a patient of a self inflicted flare-gun wound
by Mulln November 30, 2011
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someone who eats large amounts of low price, low quality foods.
"My word, you are looking like a bit of a Birtwell"

"I am really hungry, I might do a Birtwell and go to the vending machine"
by Daniel Killeen March 31, 2008
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Clumsy, foolish, tendency to pick up copious quantities of nicknames.
See Barham
You've birtwelled it up, haven't you!
by Chris Grant December 28, 2003
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