Birtwell

Term used by doctors in Western Connecticut for a patient of a self inflicted flare-gun wound

HES GOT A FLARE GUN! HIT THE DECK, ITS BIRTWELL

by Mulln November 30, 2011

birtwell

someone who eats large amounts of low price, low quality foods.

"My word, you are looking like a bit of a Birtwell"

"I am really hungry, I might do a Birtwell and go to the vending machine"

by Daniel Killeen March 31, 2008

Birtwell

Clumsy, foolish, tendency to pick up copious quantities of nicknames.
See Barham

You've birtwelled it up, haven't you!

by Chris Grant December 28, 2003

The Birdwell Disclaimer

The Birdwell , originated in Villa Park IL representing a well bearded man and clever master of memes. The Birdwell Disclaimer is a term used when you are trying to seduce a woman, but want to be clear, you are not the best in bed-but still good.

Man, I met this hot girl at the bar. She was really into me but I had to set the expectations and give her the Birdwell Disclaimer.

by Bougee77 April 3, 2019

The Burtwell

The Burtwell is a sexual practice performed by inserting the testicles and genitalia into the vagina/anus. It was created and popularized by Famed gay pornstar Austin Burtwell

"Yea bro i just gave that bitch the Burtwell"

by Drosesleftknee January 25, 2021

Stellkett in your Birtell

To take one's anal virginity near a dimly lit fire place.

If you don't shut the fuck up, we will Stellkett in your Birtell faster than you blink schwantz.

by Why Not Don March 7, 2011

britwell

The baddest area in slough, also known as crack city

Person 1: Yo my slime let’s go Britwell innit
Person2: Snm bro lets buck some gyally there.

by Man like Jamaali June 29, 2019