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birtwell 

someone who eats large amounts of low price, low quality foods.
"My word, you are looking like a bit of a Birtwell"

"I am really hungry, I might do a Birtwell and go to the vending machine"
birtwell by Daniel Killeen March 31, 2008

Birtwell 

Clumsy, foolish, tendency to pick up copious quantities of nicknames.
See Barham
You've birtwelled it up, haven't you!
Birtwell by Chris Grant December 28, 2003

The Birdwell Disclaimer 

The Birdwell , originated in Villa Park IL representing a well bearded man and clever master of memes. The Birdwell Disclaimer is a term used when you are trying to seduce a woman, but want to be clear, you are not the best in bed-but still good.
Man, I met this hot girl at the bar. She was really into me but I had to set the expectations and give her the Birdwell Disclaimer.

The Burtwell

The Burtwell is a sexual practice performed by inserting the testicles and genitalia into the vagina/anus. It was created and popularized by Famed gay pornstar Austin Burtwell
"Yea bro i just gave that bitch the Burtwell"
The Burtwell by Drosesleftknee January 25, 2021

Stellkett in your Birtell

To take one's anal virginity near a dimly lit fire place.
If you don't shut the fuck up, we will Stellkett in your Birtell faster than you blink schwantz.

britwell 

Person 1: Yo my slime let’s go Britwell innit
Person2: Snm bro lets buck some gyally there.
britwell by Man like Jamaali June 29, 2019