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Birtes are one of a kind. A Birte never fails to make you laugh. Whether it is getting drunk for no reason or eating until you are about to throw up, hanging with Birte is always fun. She drinks beer through a funnel in no time and is never ever hungover. But beware if she eats too many sour cords. Birte will share your love for cinnamon rolls and Franzbrötchen and is always down for whatever (if it includes alcohol). Birte loves dogs, especially Feinis. She is also very smart and always has 1.0. Her only weaknesses are Entre and Feet.
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Bartenderita by Mudbonic plague November 23, 2021
Birdemic
One of the "Unholy Pentagon" of the film industry, the others being Troll 2, The Room, Twilight, and Manos: The Hands of Fate. It is, quite literally, the worst movie ever made. YouTube movies and high school film projects from 10 years ago have better cinematography, sound editing, acting, and CG effects than Birdemic.
Whenever I make a wrong turn in life, I watch Birdemic to cheer myself up. It makes me happy to see other people fail even harder than myself.
Birdemic by Captain Dick Awesome December 19, 2011
Joe Biren
The President of the United States, according to a man from Coney Island that often appears on Sidetalk (@sidetalknyc)
Joe Biren by ItsLittyInDaCity December 1, 2021