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I’m a communistic but guy that likes to suck and fuck bbc’s
Omg I’m a bartels! 🔥🔥😍🔥👅🍆😂👋🏻
by Raper102 November 5, 2019
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Bartels’ Law

The shorter the lawyer, the more likely an ad hominem attack.
That little guy was backed into a rhetorical corner, so he lashed out at the guy who led him there: classic Bartels’ Law.
by M3Me December 14, 2018
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Turner Bartels k-8

Welcome to Turretner Bitchtels! Home of the FAKE, and if not the fake, home of lying, cringy, ugly, drug selling and, useless sluts. Nothing says Turner Bartels like stolen phones, unathletic black kids, racist teachers, annoying grade sluts that think everyone loves them, weird ass Indians, and kids that won’t hit puberty until there mid 30’s. A good thing is if your lucky you might find a slut that actually has cleavage instead if every flat girl in the school, but watch out! 90 percent of them have aids so... In conclusion if your looking for a shitty school with constant bullying by teachers and used old pussy, Turner Bartels is the place to go!
by Bo111 February 16, 2018
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Jayden Bartels

Jayden Bartels is a dancer and an actress that was featured on Dance MomsHer birthday is on November 1st 2018 and is currently 13 years old. She’s known on social media as, missjaydenb. She’s best friends with Annie LeBlanc who is featured on the YouTube channel Bratayley
Jayden Bartels and Annie Leblanc’s friendship is so pure!
by Hannie shipper;) May 18, 2018
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Alex Bartels

A depressed skeleton ass mf cracker who loves fucking our girlfriend's best friend.
Who the hell hooked up with Viresh's ex? Must have been Alex Bartels.
by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022
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tristan bartels

an absolute loser who gets absolutely no puss
buddy defintely has never touched a boob

a virgin if ive ever saw one.
by bonerchampwithahugeragingboner October 25, 2022
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Hayden Bartels

red curly hair. real sexy. pulls all the girls at SEB. he is very hot
by thing 5 February 22, 2023
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