Birkenstocked 

A left wing alternative to redpilled, and a reference to the Barbie movie when Barbie is offered a Birkenstock and a high heel, and the Birkenstock represents the truth

Oh I’m not redpilled, I’m birkenstocked

Birkenstocked by I Like To Define Words February 25, 2024

Birkenstocker 

A creepy hippy that stalks people.

A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.

Birkenstocker by Bryan Gilbreath October 17, 2010

Birkenstocks on the ground 

The presence of the popular sandal at an event or gathering. The preferred footwear for hippies, lesbians, old people and preppies.

"There were plenty of Birkenstocks on the ground at the Berkeley alumni reunion."

Birkenstocks on the ground by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

Birkenstocks 

Sandals worn by liberals, women in Vermont, and for some unknown reason, evangelical youth pastors trying to appeal to young adherents of Christianity.

Pastor Mike has a goatee and wears Birkenstocks--he looks like a pothead for Jesus when in reality his only addictions are online porn and energy drinks.

Birkenstocks by Gary Vitalis February 24, 2007

Birkenstoked 

The instance when a hippie-type is extremely excited.

Originated from the fact that hippie's are known for wearing the shoe brand BIRKENSTOCK; and "Stoked" is surfer/stoner slang for "excited"

HIPPIE 1: "DID YOU GET ANY WEED LAST NIGHT!?

HIPPIE 2: "OH MAN, I GOT 4 GRAMS, I'M SO BIRKENSTOKED!"

Birkenstoked by Miss Mafia May 12, 2009

birkenshocked 

Adjective. Appalled, horrified, outraged, shocked, revolted, disgusted.

"Oh my god, did you hear that Florence isn't 100% GMO free?????" "No way, I am simply birkenshocked."

birkenshocked by roguebonerz December 8, 2016

birkenstocks 

slippers for lesbians

The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.

birkenstocks by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005