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Birkenstocker 

A creepy hippy that stalks people.
A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.
Birkenstocker by Bryan Gilbreath October 17, 2010

Birkenstoked 

The instance when a hippie-type is extremely excited.

Originated from the fact that hippie's are known for wearing the shoe brand BIRKENSTOCK; and "Stoked" is surfer/stoner slang for "excited"
HIPPIE 1: "DID YOU GET ANY WEED LAST NIGHT!?

HIPPIE 2: "OH MAN, I GOT 4 GRAMS, I'M SO BIRKENSTOKED!"
Birkenstoked by Miss Mafia May 12, 2009

Birkenstocked 

A left wing alternative to redpilled, and a reference to the Barbie movie when Barbie is offered a Birkenstock and a high heel, and the Birkenstock represents the truth
Oh Im not redpilled, I’m birkenstocked

Birkensocker 

Old hippies who break all rules of class and taste by wearing wool socks with their Birkenstock (or Birkenstock-rip-off) sandals. A serious fashion faux-pas.
I just went to a Folk Festival and was mobbed by all the Birkensockers.
Birkensocker by Camor September 5, 2011

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026