birkenshocked 

Adjective. Appalled, horrified, outraged, shocked, revolted, disgusted.

"Oh my god, did you hear that Florence isn't 100% GMO free?????" "No way, I am simply birkenshocked."

birkenshocked by roguebonerz December 8, 2016

Birkenstocker 

A creepy hippy that stalks people.

A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.

Birkenstocker by Bryan Gilbreath October 17, 2010

Birkenstoked 

The instance when a hippie-type is extremely excited.

Originated from the fact that hippie's are known for wearing the shoe brand BIRKENSTOCK; and "Stoked" is surfer/stoner slang for "excited"

HIPPIE 1: "DID YOU GET ANY WEED LAST NIGHT!?

HIPPIE 2: "OH MAN, I GOT 4 GRAMS, I'M SO BIRKENSTOKED!"

Birkenstoked by Miss Mafia May 12, 2009

Birkenstocked 

A left wing alternative to redpilled, and a reference to the Barbie movie when Barbie is offered a Birkenstock and a high heel, and the Birkenstock represents the truth

Oh I’m not redpilled, I’m birkenstocked

Birkenstocked by I Like To Define Words February 25, 2024

Birkensocker 

Old hippies who break all rules of class and taste by wearing wool socks with their Birkenstock (or Birkenstock-rip-off) sandals. A serious fashion faux-pas.

I just went to a Folk Festival and was mobbed by all the Birkensockers.

Birkensocker by Camor September 5, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022