Hurtin'. Like Billy McGurtin. One might be described as All Billy'd Up when really drunk and closey-eyed. Also can be used to describe a bad hang-over.
1. The process of being yelled at loudly
2. Beat over the head with a Awesome Auger
3 Getting your intestines ripped out with a Dual Saw
4. Getting your eyes gouged out with a Jupiter Jack 5. Being choked with a Zorbeez
6. Getting your nuts cut off with a Samurai Shark
7. Become blinded by Oxiclean to the face
8. Being knocked out and waking to find a tube of Mighty Putty shoved one and a half feet up your ass and die of anal bleeding.
And that what happens to whom who screws with the mighty Billy Mays.
Cake Assassin- " You hear what happenedto Obama?"
Master Hades- "Yeah he got Billy Mays'd the shit out of him, that poor soma bitch"
Billy Day is a holiday that happens on the 18th of every month. On this day, every living creature is named Billy. No last names, no middle names; everyone's full name is Billy. Why is this, you may ask? Life gets a bit more interesting when you can't just use a shortcut (like someone's name) to refer to whom you're talking to/about. You'll have to do what you can to make it clear to people which "Billy" you're referring to when you say "Billy."
It's been asked before, "What about someone whose name is already Billy?" Their name is still Billy on Billy Day.
(On the 18th of October)
Billy and I went to lunch today!
Which Billy?
The one withthe guitar tattoo, listens to Yes all the time.
Ah, that Billy.
Yeah that's the Billy I got lunch with, Billy.
I love Billy Day!