billy-dicked 

When a male human being sneaks up behind another (male or female) and suddenly stabs his proud penis into his unsuspecting victims...

...."a drive-by dicking"

While I was having sexual intercourse with the babysitter, my wife snuck up behind me with a strap on and billy-dicked me.

billy-dicked by Wufpus August 26, 2018

Billy-Dicked 

When you use your dick as a billy club to hurt someone.

Did you hear Jamal billy-dicked Shaniqua! It was crazy, blood everywhere!

Billy-Dicked by AngriestOldMan April 6, 2017

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat 

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!

ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat by Rusty May 12, 2003

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat 

horny

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat by tracy September 6, 2003

Billydicked

When a friend's dog humps a drunk friend.

"He man, Alex sure got billydicked yesterday by AJ's dog. Too much bourbon can do that."

Billydicked by Fatherballar20 July 15, 2026