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John is thick as fook, cause skeg told us so

bigjohn by Anonymous August 30, 2003

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Bigjohn

Noun. Specifically the name for whatever waste comes out of ones anus. Can be singular or plural. This is something my dad and his family would say, going well back before WWII and in Pennsylvania and New York.

I ate about 30 candy bars in an hour. Then I had really nasty bigjohns.

Bigjohn by Lewis Beauregard June 15, 2022

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big john

big john aka the fuck god . this man will fuck just about anything living he is the living breathing sex toy he consits of putting his jon dom on and spuffing in it then making you bite his pincher off whilst screamy spuff in my ars

i want to be a big john

big john by mr burr April 19, 2017

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BIG JOHN

one big s.o.b.
He's nice to his friends but don't piss him off.

Don't #$%@ with BIG JOHN...

BIG JOHN by crizzle September 2, 2004

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big john

A man's penis(a rather large one in particular).

(Antonym: slim jim)

Hey girl, wanna come here and suck my Big John?

big john by Mark H February 23, 2004

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Big John

A hefty mofo with ginormous biceps that gets pud from all the ladies.

That guy is such a Big John, he got ass from ever girl in Texas last night.

Big John by Pipi Longstockings April 30, 2008

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Bigjohnson

One who has a larger cock than normal, people with the last name Johnson have a 100% Bigjohnson rate.

Wow you have a Bigjohnson, I can't wait until its inside me, but I'm a bit scared that it won't fit.

Bigjohnson by Cocka January 6, 2008

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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