Skip to main content

big wood 

Having or possesing a larger then average penis. Usally meaning your hung like a horse, or it tickles your knee, or you even have to tuck it in your sock.
Damn that boy jimmy smith has a big wood. And god damnit i wanna blow it a couple of times! :o)
big wood by Mr.AdAmS December 26, 2007
Words you can keep

big wood 22 

wow i wish i was big wood 22
big wood 22 by bigwood22 May 25, 2019

KD in the big B wood 

Hella gas the big backwoods.
Yo Alex wanna come over we’re smoking KD in the big B wood.
KD in the big B wood by FATFRITO September 29, 2020

Big Woodrow 

Huge dick; large cock; grand schlong
Lisa adores MOCO's Big Woodrow!
Big Woodrow by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

big woody 

A guy's reproduction organ.
DUDE. Last night I saw his big woody and it was long.
big woody by alysserr April 22, 2005

Big Woodski

An extra large who-who-dilly.
Big Woodski=Big rooster; plump hot dog; my little Scottsman; Peter pickle; Large Johnson; Johnny-feel-good; Penis plunger
Big Woodski by Pauly G-meier March 24, 2008

Big wooden box 

He won’t retire until he’s taken out of the place in a big wooden box
Big wooden box by adirudi June 6, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
Next