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Bible’n

Misappropriating Bible quotes to justify stupid ass opinions.
Senator: As the Bible says, “Do not practice homosexuality”. Hence we should not watch most shows on HBO and also Sesame Street.

Human 1: That dude is such asscan.

Human 2: Eh. Fuck em. He’s just Bible’n. Guy totally looks at gay porn.
by Writing Hard March 24, 2022
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Bible nazi

A very stubborn, religious person who thinks it is a violation of their rights if they are denied the opportunity to shove their god down your throat and preach their religion to you
1)That jehovah's witness is nothing but a bible nazi.
2)Don't ever tell a bible nazi you're an atheist. They will never let you live it down.
3)Unfortunately, the United States has become the home of the bible nazi.
by bgaz October 17, 2008
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Bible Nerd

Someone who is religious to a bizzare extent. When angry, they will quote scripture at you. Often enforce their morals, values, or ideas on others. Travel in packs.
The bible nerds meet every Sunday evening to discuss scripture. Oh damn.
by ihatethemboth November 24, 2006
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Bible Name Bingo

When someone asks for ideas for a name for a baby or pet, get the Bible and your favorite book with characters (if your favorite is a series, get a book from the series). For each round open each book to a random spot and write down the first name you spot. (Disclude the names Jesus, God, Lucifer and Satan). After you play as many rounds as you want, choose the names you think would be best to give to the name givers.
Mom: Your cousin is having a baby, and wants some name ideas
Son: Ill get my bible and Harry Potter book, we'll play Bible Name Bingo and find ideas.
by foodboy96 February 21, 2017
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But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!

Nah, you... You shut the fuck up... Bitch..
Dork "But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!"

Hym "I did say I wasn't! I said YOU are fuck-face!"
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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away n’bille yer heid

A voice line that Soap(sargeant MacTavish) says in reply to ghost.
Ghost: You said you wanted a win. Congratulations, you're a winner

Soap:Away n’bille yer heid.

Ghost:English, MacTavish.

Soap:Sorry,sir,let me translate… “Go fuck yourself.”

Ghost:Much better.
by Gg gamer April 17, 2023
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none of those words are in the bible

It's often used as a response to something vaguely repulsive or strange.

It's can also be used as an exclamation for "that was a weird sentence you just put into the world"
Some strange being: "hey, you want to look at a compilation of sonic mpreg with me"

Slightly sane individual: "none of those words are in the Bible"
by Toastwithjam March 16, 2022
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