Bhauckwheat 

Used to describe the person that hits on everything that walks at the bar of the opposite sex.

That Bhauckwheat is so drunk i don't think he realizes that's a guy in a skirt.

Bhauckwheat by Splifted October 8, 2011

buckwheats 

Being executed with a bullet up the rectum, i.e. a very slow and painful death. Courtesy of Chistopher Walken in Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead.

I'm ordering a buckwheats kill on those fuckers that killed my son's girlfriend.

buckwheats by Horatio Bosco October 25, 2004

Where the bear shit in the buckwheat 

To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.

«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»

Where the bear shit in the buckwheat by The_big_Vingtetunieme June 25, 2009

Lord Buckwheat 

Term used by freedom-loving people in the U.S., Canada, Australia & Britain when referring to a well-known but Constitutionally confused world leader.

Lord Buckwheat was at a complete loss when his
teleprompter stopped working during a speech.

Lord Buckwheat by Matewan November 3, 2009

buckwheat beaver 

"Buckwheat" is the wild haired character who played in "our gang" a 1930-1940 tv show.

"Beaver" is a slang word for a woman's vagina.

When the two are combined you can automatically get the mental image of a crazy haired vaginal area.

Wow trim that automatically comes to mind.

Billy: Did you go downtown last night?
Jim: Yah, but not worth braggin' man that shit was a buckwheat beaver, bro!
Billy: Are you serious?
Jim: Yeah, I'm still pullin pube's out of my teeth!

buckwheat beaver by Anthony Kranz December 1, 2007

buckwheat

A low term for Black people.

Buckwheat is back in trouble with the law again.

buckwheat by aeblonde June 24, 2006

buckwheat

Shooting someone up their asshole to prolong their suffering. From the movie Things to do in Denver When You're Dead.

I'd rather be shot in the head than get buckwheated.

buckwheat by Cliff August 29, 2004