buckwheats 

Being executed with a bullet up the rectum, i.e. a very slow and painful death. Courtesy of Chistopher Walken in Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead.

I'm ordering a buckwheats kill on those fuckers that killed my son's girlfriend.

buckwheats by Horatio Bosco October 25, 2004

buckwheats 

Taken from the movie 'Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead'. Refers to the commision of a murder in a mostvcruel, painful, unmerciful manner.

Mutha****** if I don't get my money now it's buckwheats!

buckwheats by Movie Geek June 13, 2004

buckwheats 

A series of small painful beatings administered in such a way as to inflict maximum pain without causing permanent damage or desensitizing the recipient. Implies endless pain. Used as a threat to Jim Rockford in "The Rockford Files" Season 5 "The Man who Saw Alligators" 1979

Give me the name or it will be a long night of buckwheats.

buckwheats by socmobile September 29, 2006

Buckwheats 

Buckwheats is in reference to the Little Rascal character 'Buckwheat whose eye's would get big whenever surprised. In the film 'Things to do in Denver When you're Dead' a Buckwheats hit is a term in reference to killing someone so painfully they would get 'Buckwheats' eyes.

It's Buckwheats for you pal!

Buckwheats by Buckwheats March 22, 2025

Buckwheats

To kill someone in the most painful way possible so their eyes get real big like the character Buckwheat in the Little Rascals

Imma do this fool Buckwheats style!!!

Buckwheats by Buckwheats December 4, 2025

Where the bear shit in the buckwheat 

To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.

«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»

Where the bear shit in the buckwheat by The_big_Vingtetunieme June 25, 2009

Lord Buckwheat 

Term used by freedom-loving people in the U.S., Canada, Australia & Britain when referring to a well-known but Constitutionally confused world leader.

Lord Buckwheat was at a complete loss when his
teleprompter stopped working during a speech.

Lord Buckwheat by Matewan November 3, 2009