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Being executed with a bullet up the rectum, i.e. a very slow and painful death. Courtesy of Chistopher Walken in Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead.
I'm ordering a buckwheats kill on those fuckers that killed my son's girlfriend.
by Horatio Bosco October 25, 2004
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Shooting someone up their asshole to prolong their suffering. From the movie Things to do in Denver When You're Dead.
I'd rather be shot in the head than get buckwheated.
by Cliff August 29, 2004
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A series of small painful beatings administered in such a way as to inflict maximum pain without causing permanent damage or desensitizing the recipient. Implies endless pain. Used as a threat to Jim Rockford in "The Rockford Files" Season 5 "The Man who Saw Alligators" 1979
Give me the name or it will be a long night of buckwheats.
by socmobile September 28, 2006
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Taken from the movie 'Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead'. Refers to the commision of a murder in a mostvcruel, painful, unmerciful manner.
Mutha****** if I don't get my money now it's buckwheats!
by Movie Geek June 13, 2004
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1) African-American charicter in the "Our Gang/Little Rascals" shorts played by Willie Mae Taylor.

2) Zydeco singer-Accordianist Stanley Dural Jr. who fronts the band Buckwheat Zydeco
by Federalq2b June 04, 2005
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A woman who hasn't done maintenance on her pubic area in a long time.
Man, I went down on that girl and it looked like Buckwheat was surprised to see me!
by twosmellyfingers December 27, 2011
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