Any beverage held in the hand of an executive while speaking to the common workers. The beverage is often lifted in the air while asking rhetorical questions & further prevents said executive from getting to the point of any discussion. Also quenches thirst prior to another round of rhetoric.

Man, the Vice President was really drinking the rhetoric beverage today – I sat there for 2 hours and do not know any more about the project than I did when I entered the room.

Rhetoric Beverage by Irresponsible Dresser November 17, 2011

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beaverage

Same as a Camel Toe - when a woman's pants are so tight you can see the cleavage of her vagina lips.

You aren't wearing those spandex bike pants are you? ... they show off way too much beaverage!

beaverage by monkiki August 30, 2005

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beverage mic

When you're holding an open beverage, but prevented from drinking from it because you're in mid-conversation.

I was holding this beverage mic for the longest time while debating abortion issues.

beverage mic by dzhen7814 May 7, 2009

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airline beverage

From the old joke:

Stewardess: "Would you like some TWA Orange Juice, or some TWA Coffee?"

Passenger: "No thanks. But could I wouldn't mind some of your TWA Tea."

A Twat - a generally stupid or useless person, e.g. who will never get past the second round at Wimbledon despite the alcoholic chantings of work-shy sadsters on a soggy hill.

That Tim Henman is a bit of an airline beverage.

airline beverage by Anon2 August 20, 2006

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