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Besden, originally used in the English county of Buckinghamshire, meaning alcoholic beverage in the form of a beer, ale, lager or sometimes even a cider.
“Adam! I see you at the pool bar! Make that 2 Besdens please mert!”

Excuse me Fraser, are you going to go and get the Besdens in?”

No Alex, I think it’s Steve’s round!”

“I’ve had a right cunt of a day, anyone fancy a cheeky Besden?”

“Fuck me, that bird is one ugly bitch, not even a few Besdens could put that right!”

What’s the time?”

“I think it might be Besden O’ clock

“I’ve sent the missus down the shop for some guacamole, sour cream, Doritos and a few Besdens!”
Besden by A-ForceAl June 16, 2018
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Besden, originally used in the English county of Buckinghamshire, meaning alcoholic beverage in the form of a beer, ale, lager or sometimes even a cider.
Excuse me Fraser, are you going to go and get the Besdens in?”

No Alex, I think it’s Steve’s round!”

“I’ve had a right cunt of a day, anyone fancy a cheeky Besden?”

“Fuck me, that bird is one ugly bitch, not even a few Besdens could put that right!”

What’s the time?”
“I think it might be Besden O’ clock

“I’ve sent the missus down the shop for some guacamole, sour cream, Doritos and a few Besdens!”
Besden by A-ForceAl June 6, 2018
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bedsender 

A strong beer usually over 7% ABV, which may take moderate drinkers by surprise, and send them to bed.
'What's the beer like?'
'It's strong, she's a bit of a bedsender like'
bedsender by piespints April 5, 2021
1. From the book of names "From the beautiful hill"

2. A sexual god knowing all of the female buttons to push to achive total ecstasy and multiple orgasms.
That guy was such a Willis! If I had only found a Belden!
Belden by Pearl Necklace December 24, 2007

Beadenomics 

1) The use of Mardi Gras beads as a form of currency.

2) The science that deals with the exchange of Beads for the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services, or the material welfare of humankind.

3) Beads were once believed to only be good for seeing womens breasts, but due to weakening of the US dollar beads are now more valuable then ever.

4) Beads keep you warm.
Ive gotten cheeseburgers and a haircut in exchange for some beads.... thats Beadenomics.
Beadenomics by BCmizzle December 17, 2009

Bendentation 

The other side of a bendable body part (ex: elbow/knee) which does in fact have a real name but most do not know what it is.
getting a bug bite on your bendentation can be very irritating when doing a lot of walking.
Bendentation by datrop November 20, 2012
(Noun) pronounced Ba-Dench-a.)man-made bench to sit/sleep on when your wife/significant other is upset with you.b.) garage seat to sit upon whilst chilling.c.)padded seating apparatus typically used in a garage type setting.
My wife locked me out so I guess I'm sleeping on the Bedench tonight.
bedench by Chuchiteeerup May 12, 2017