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Besden, originally used in the English county of Buckinghamshire, meaning alcoholic beverage in the form of a beer, ale, lager or sometimes even a cider.
“Adam! I see you at the pool bar! Make that 2 Besdens please mert!”

“Excuse me Fraser, are you going to go and get the Besdens in?”

No Alex, I think it’s Steve’s round!”

“I’ve had a right cunt of a day, anyone fancy a cheeky Besden?”

“Fuck me, that bird is one ugly bitch, not even a few Besdens could put that right!”

“What’s the time?”

“I think it might be Besden O’ clock

“I’ve sent the missus down the shop for some guacamole, sour cream, Doritos and a few Besdens!”
Besden by A-ForceAl June 16, 2018
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Besden, originally used in the English county of Buckinghamshire, meaning alcoholic beverage in the form of a beer, ale, lager or sometimes even a cider.
“Excuse me Fraser, are you going to go and get the Besdens in?”

No Alex, I think it’s Steve’s round!”

“I’ve had a right cunt of a day, anyone fancy a cheeky Besden?”

“Fuck me, that bird is one ugly bitch, not even a few Besdens could put that right!”

“What’s the time?”
“I think it might be Besden O’ clock

“I’ve sent the missus down the shop for some guacamole, sour cream, Doritos and a few Besdens!”
Besden by A-ForceAl June 6, 2018
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Ive gotten cheeseburgers and a haircut in exchange for some beads.... thats Beadenomics.
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