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(Noun) pronounced Ba-Dench-a.)man-made bench to sit/sleep on when your wife/significant other is upset with you.b.) garage seat to sit upon whilst chilling.c.)padded seating apparatus typically used in a garage type setting.
My wife locked me out so I guess I'm sleeping on the Bedench tonight.
bedench by Chuchiteeerup May 12, 2017
Words you can keep
1) Abusive word, literally meaning "sister fucker", but is used as a slang abuse word such as "mother fucker" is used in English.
2) This word is also used as "damn" is used in English.
Alternate spelling "bhenchod"
1) "behenchod, get out of my room". "Osama is a bhenchod"
2) "behenchod, I forgot my wallet"
behenchod by Usmaan January 18, 2004
Literal meaning = one who enjoys sex with ne's own sister
Usage : Often used as a cursory word, in the same way as "damn it!".
less frequently used with its literal meaning i.e One who performs sex with own sister.
Behenchod ! That car nearly drive over me!
The white men are behenchods
behenchod by S.V.RAO January 20, 2004
popular lingo amongst college goers in india. My suggestion use "bhendchod" to have an extra edge over other behenchods.
behenchod salaa padha padha ke gand hi marega

behenchod by amish - timepass July 9, 2006
1. Arjun Singh (the madarchod behind 50% reservations for OBC)

2. Literally means, 'sisterfucker' but is generally used to abuse someone badly.*

3. An expression to show disgust or contempt.#
*Behenchod, why did you tease my girl?
#Behenchod, I won't pass this calculus test.
behenchod by Wise Boy July 24, 2006
Don't be a little beench!
Beench by Twenny October 28, 2007

beenchoon mode 

Beenchoon mode is when you activate your inner beenchoon used for offensive/physical purposes.
I'll activate my beenchoon mode if you don't stay back!!!
beenchoon mode by Sosagreenbean November 1, 2019
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