Berglind: A really cool Icelandic mother that likes animals, peppermint chocolate and crying out of laugther with her kids over silly things in the past.
A mother that bakes the best scones and chocolate cake in the world.
A mother that is blonde with green eyes and will always look beautiful.
Someone who is unintentionally racist, causing immense offence and leaving destruction in their wake, but without realising the consequences of their actions.
berg·a·do·cious; 1.To be outrageous, crazy, something that is unbelievable not to be taken seriously, remarkable or outstanding. 2. Sexy, appealing, something that you desire. Bergadociousness, Bergadociously.
"You are being so bergadocious, just hand me the remote and no one will get hurt."
"That chick has beradociousness down to a science."
"How could you bergadociously ignore me like that?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.