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Bellando 

Used as a verb - typically the act of a white male sucking a black man's penis while fondling one's own genitals, simultaneously taking it up the ass while wearing bell-shaped earings. Also refers to the act of cheating on one's spouse with gay black men

Used as noun - a white, gay fellatio experience with a black male, usually involving a dildo and fake dimestore jewelry stolen from a naive spouse
After leaving the strip club, Jimmy was out of cash and needed more money for drugs, so he decided to go to a back alley behind Bourbon Street and bellando the first black man he saw

In his latest interview with Hustler, Rick James spoke openly about the raunchiest bellando he had ever gotten
Bellando by jiminicricket September 10, 2009
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belladonna/deadly nightshade 

A hardy shrub with red to blue~purple berries that are Poison; the leaves are too & if eaten, will cause delirium & hallucinations! In the Olden days, women used this to increase the size of the pupils of their eyes~this was seen as a sign of Beauty. Also, long long ago it was used as an anesthetic during surgery.
I have a delightful belladonna/deadly nightshade plant in my flower garden. I adore it!

belladonna/deadly nightshade 

A shrub with red berries; the leaves & berries, if ingested, cause delirium & hallucinations. It used to be used to dilate women's eyes as they perceived that as beautiful. Before the middle ages, it was used as an anesthetic for surgery. It grows wild too.
I have a belladonna/deadly nightshade\ [plant in my garden & a tattoo of one also.

blake belladonna

The sexiest character in RWBY by far!!! She's got dem eyes, she's got dat bod! AND THE CAT EARS!! *kisses*
Ruby: I'm straight!

Blake Belladonna: *flips hair out of face*

Ruby: No I'm not!

Weiss: I am heterosexual

Blake Belladonna: *bends over to pick up a book*

Weiss: I am homosexual

Yang: I like dudes!

Blake Belladonna: *mews in surprise*

Yang: ...sex, please
blake belladonna by fowerplower23 September 1, 2017

belladonna 

Noun

1. In Italian, a beautiful woman.
2. In English, a deadly poison.

Belladonna was used in Ambrose Bierce's satire "The Devil's Dictionary" to show the difference between Italy and England.
belladonna by Ibby C. August 7, 2007

Belladonna Nasty 

In reference/salute to Adult Video Star Belladonna, it is slang for the status of a sexually righteous woman comfortable in her sexuality who throws logic to the wind and BECOMES sex and anything goes. When that woman has become the living epitome of raw and over the top sex, where roughness and sensuality collide into a supernova of endless moans and groans and the joys of being human end in eruptions of bliss from both male and female.
Mike: "Man I'm the luckiest man alive."

Nathan: "Why?"

Mike: "Stacy got Belladonna Nasty on me after the concert. I can barely walk from her artistry, and she's not gonna shit right for a week either."
Belladonna Nasty by Mercenary X99 November 16, 2011

Belladonna 

A plant that, when taken into the body, you make you trip balls for a couple days. The plant is extremely toxic; taking even a little too much can kill someone, so it would be best to stick with other stuff like acid.
I ate some of that crazy shit and now I'm talking to this pile of clothes because it looks like Keanu Reaves.
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