Someone who is unintentionally racist, causing immense offence and leaving destruction in their wake, but without realising the consequences of their actions.
A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.
I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!
The most beautiful specimen in the universe. If you find a berlant, never let it wonder off because she is a special thing to keep. Berlants are good friends but only if you are a good friend to her. She is 100% honest and very royal.
Wes Borland, formally of Limp Bizkit, Eat the Day and Big Dumb Face, is a renowned guitarist, best known for playing guitar using his fingers rather than a pick. In his time with Limp Bizkit, he played lead guitar. He and Fred Durst had issues with one another, which led to him leaving Limp Bizkit, eventually forming Black Light Burns, a supergroup currently touring after the release of their debut album, Cruel Melody.
''Mesopotamia, Mesopotamia, You fuckin' give me the creeps, you fuckin' give me the creeps...'' Wes Borland, Black Light Burns - Mesopotamia
i think its safe to say that any heterosexual guy out there would agree with me when i say that Berlanti oozes perfection. Berlanti if u read this… will u marry me?!