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To give something unpleasant on your way out, as an old woman would pass foul air as she passes on.
"Ugh, my boss bequeefed me a whole stack of paperwork right before he left on vacation!"
bequeef by Mac_181 December 16, 2011
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beSQUEEBED

To be given a high honor by a group of people; to be handed an award.
“Me! MacDoesIt! The one and onl- actually I’m not the one and only, someone has my Twitter @. The second and second, have been beSQUEEBED a high honor by a group of people!” - MacDoesIt, 2019 (source: An honest Met Gala 2019 Fashion Review, oops) on YouTube
beSQUEEBED by GreenMochiTea February 27, 2020
to bequeath a queef; i.e., to present one with a situation as undesirable or problematic as vaginal flatulence.
What is this shit you have bequeefed on me?

Sorry to bequeef this on you, but this is a search warrant.
bequeef by DebbieDowner17334 March 12, 2011
When a quiff leaves you with a little more
After Jill left last night, I found the wet spot on my sheets she bequiffed me.
Bequiffed by Anissina January 13, 2017
Bequeef (bĕ-kwēf) v. To bestow or give to someone something they do not actually want or desire.
Son, hold out your hands, as I ceremoniously bequeef to you the 37 gall stones removed from my body.
bequeef by r.v.r July 13, 2023
1. this word is usually mistaken for the word bequeath. But some people use the word pervertedly when heard in an educational visual presentation of early Egyptian architecture.

2. the word queef with be on the front.
1. His wife bequeefed a hammer to me.

2. Jimmy bequeefed a salt packet from my lunch tray.
bequeef by Sho February 3, 2004
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Yeah... I know."
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