bequeef

To give something unpleasant on your way out, as an old woman would pass foul air as she passes on.

"Ugh, my boss bequeefed me a whole stack of paperwork right before he left on vacation!"

by Mac_181 December 16, 2011

bequeef

to bequeath a queef; i.e., to present one with a situation as undesirable or problematic as vaginal flatulence.

What is this shit you have bequeefed on me?

Sorry to bequeef this on you, but this is a search warrant.

by DebbieDowner17334 March 12, 2011

bequeef

Bequeef (bĕ-kwēf) v. To bestow or give to someone something they do not actually want or desire.

Son, hold out your hands, as I ceremoniously bequeef to you the 37 gall stones removed from my body.

by r.v.r July 13, 2023

bequeef

1. this word is usually mistaken for the word bequeath. But some people use the word pervertedly when heard in an educational visual presentation of early Egyptian architecture.

2. the word queef with be on the front.

1. His wife bequeefed a hammer to me.

2. Jimmy bequeefed a salt packet from my lunch tray.

by Sho February 03, 2004

Bequeefed

When the queefing gene is passed from mother to daughter.

Her mama bequeefed that bitch some mad noise skills!

by Max Mackin October 06, 2017

Bequeef

To let another person take over a task that's stupid in nature or just a task because it's funny.

Hey Dan, I bequeef this rectal examination to you so that Dr Nissatan can stand and learn how to do them correctly with you.

by Master Pope December 22, 2019

bequeef

Similar in definition to bequeath, but rather than 'to pass down something' it means 'to pass by something/someone in a rather stinky, gusty manner.'

1. "I bequeef you Devil and all your wrong-doin'!"

2. Harold bequeefed past the salad bar and made a beeline to the desserts.

by Harhee January 23, 2024