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Benko

a benko is someone from the 60's, and tells everyone stories of how he led a better life then everybody in the world. They will always show videos of corporations and The Vietnam War. He/she is very awkward and makes sexual jokes as a school teacher.
"That benko just told me that he went to college for sex"

"Ya, he's fricken wierd"
by Bobgeorgecarl May 7, 2010
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Benko

Benko is the combination of Benjamin and Nieko. Benjamin Ankh is the story character from the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, and Nieko (Nieko Hayer) is the aspiring actor who many fans demand get the acting part of Benjamin
TeamBenko: Heyy guys!

RMS_Benko: Hello!

Mel24: Whats with the Benko names?

TeamBenko: Seriously?

RMS_Benko: Haha you're funny Mel.
by TwiFan10 May 24, 2010
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Benko'd

To be defeated by a small margin.
He benko'd me at basketball by 1 point.

He benko'd my 5k run time by 5 seconds.

I got benko'd at scrabble. I lost by 2 points.
by walcifur April 17, 2013
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Benkő Tíbor

If someone are too noob for a game you
"Are you a fucking Benkő Tíbor right now you know that?
by Pussyeater121 June 1, 2017
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Benjamín Benko

Benjamin Benko is the best man in the world and when you know him you have to be the happiest in the world. Benko is very wise, tall and funny. He likes to tell stories, especially those from New Year's Eve . Be glad you know him.
by Benk1833 June 9, 2021
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Bankole

A freakishly tall, dark and handsome African God-on-earth type of human being. Above average intelligence and extremely good sense of humour, however prone to sarcastic and teasing tendencies when trying to mess with other people's minds. Amazing lover, though sadly for the many ladies-in-waiting, only attracted to Australian females. Destined for great things.

*sometimes known as Banky or Kole
Girl 1: Who's that tall fine boy

Girl 2: Oh that's Bankole. Don't bother, he's taken
by AusGal November 16, 2012
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Benkinersophobia

Fear of not receiving a letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry on one's eleventh birthday.

A study recently showed that many children believe in the magical world of Harry Potter created by J.K. Rowling and are, in fact, fearful of it not existing. This fear often manifests itself in the form of an act described in the book which would be the first contact with the magical world in question - receiving a letter from Hogwarts. The build up to the eleventh birthday can be a time of anxiety for children suffering from this phobia.
-'Have you noticed James acting oddly recently?'
-'Yes, I think he may be suffering from Benkinersophobia.'
by Drew Turanchar April 27, 2006
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