It's when someone takes a large amount of benzodiazepines, often called benzo(s), or more than their regular dose if already using benzodiazepines, reffering to the fact that your ass tends to do exactly that, once done, like drop somewhere/anywhere approximately 15 minutes after the benzo... drop. Most Benzos usually act prettyfast.
Wanna do a benzo drop and then go for a cloudwalk after at the park? Holy fuck I benzo dropped last night and policemen woke me up in my neighbor's yard this morning. I benzo dropped with my friend and then we just laid there cozy as fuck staring at the walls like two dolts, it was educational and AWESOME!
I HAVE DADDY ISSUES BABE ILL NEVER CALL U DADDY , I HATE HOW FUCKED UP U ARE TO ME. You're a cheating whore and you're a cheating bastard and toxic venom spilled all over the world at each other and we feel like it's the end of the world and we hate each other to the death an hour later.....
BABE BABE WYD ... I LOVE YOU UGLY ..
THEN THE PHONE RINGS ITS A RECORDING SAYINGG..
"THIS IS A PREPAID CALL FROM DADDY BENZO An inmate at the ***** county jail .... and poof real life gangster shit ride or die stick together you can overcome anything even a daddy issue was never an issue and that's been my problem my whole life
Daddy benzo he's an asshole a cute asshole and oh my God is that a flashlight in his pocket or is he just happy to see us LOL all the girls love you but you'll forever be my DADDY BENZO a king in my eyes no one can ever take your place... this white girl loves you
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!