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The real GM of the best guild on the Hypixel network(AKA Lucid). Benisu is literally a god and rapes all the little kids that try and talk shit about him. He fucking 4 blocks everyone who tries to fight him and also plays on a literal 1997 dell mouse. Benisu is adored by everyone because hes super sexy and shit.
Bluq: OMG i wish I was like Benisu he is so cool
InsanityCPS: Ikr i wish Benisu would give me his autograph

Benis embarkment bills

1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.
Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).
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Benish Fountain

Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis
The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.
Benish Fountain by byron523 April 12, 2009
"The Meaning Of Life Is Benis"
Benis by DogeKing April 24, 2017

Zat of Benis 

Some thing not to write on a white board in religion or you will get a zat of referall!!!
Zat of Benis by Mr.zatofbenis October 26, 2011
The prettiest girl out there, inside and out. The moon gets jealous of her beautiful face. Her lashes brush me away, the bowed brows that have sent an arrow towards this heart, her eyes filled life, the wavy hair that looks better than the waves of the ocean, the sweet smile, the clear heart, and with a wit that makes your jaw drop. Far or near, she will always be near the heart.
I love Benish
Benish by Faaread September 26, 2020

benis boy 

a benis boy is some goofy ass nigga who calls his pee pee weiner hole and his balloongas a benis. he also uses a samsung instead of an apple pone ???!?!?!?!? thus making him a benis boy
YO MY NIGGA I WAS A STRAIT UP BENIS BOY UNTIL I HIT PUBERTY
benis boy by bhwangy January 27, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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