Puberty 

That moment when you put down all your Pokemon cards and realise there's titties out there

KEVIN: Did you hear? Ben just hit puberty.!

ALEX: Finally, I have been waiting for his Pokemon collection for years.

Puberty by Outoftowntaco June 30, 2014

Puberty 

Acne, mood swings, obsessive sexual desires, wet dreams, menstruation, breasts, hair everywhere, penis enlargement. Basically the hell I'm going through before I can become an adult.

Fuck puberty

Puberty by LiftedStarfish March 6, 2016

Puberty 

That time in a parent's life where they start to notice that their water bill starts to increase as their big load of joy of a teenager starts aging.

They refuse to believe that's the reason why but it's true, puberty can get expensive.

(if you're still unsure of why this is happening,it's because your son/daughter masturbates frequently in the shower)

Mother: God donut rick! Our water bill is twice as much as it was last month! Is this a mistake?!

Father: Hunny... it's puberty.

Puberty by Hart07 August 25, 2014

Puberty 

The worst years of your life

Man I went through puberty and I almost killed myself

Puberty by Wannasmellmyorange March 5, 2018

Puberty 

Gods way of testing young people between 12-18 to see if theyre worthy of adulthood, very few are chosen.

Young men who have not made the puberty transition may become vile and hostile a few run out on the streets stark naked doing backflips all while filming themsleves and getting a show on MTV.

Puberty by *Dee* February 12, 2006

puberty 

What you go through when your aged between 10-18.
Girls grow tits, start their periods and grow pubic hair.
Boys grow pubes and facial hair, their dicks get bigger and they get sperm.

I hate puberty.

puberty by psycho bitch March 14, 2004

puberty 

Something Justin Bieber hasn't experienced yet

Youve hit puberty but not Justin Bieber???????

puberty by WhydoesUrbanDictionarycare? May 23, 2010