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Belmar Bobby

A Belmar Bobby is a bennie who talks so much shit about himself on the beach while he's drinking, that he forgets to lather up his bald spot and therefore receives first degree sunburn.
Maybe if that Belmar Bobby stopped talking smack, he'd realize the top of his head was a red as a Maryland lobsta.
An upstate cesspool populated by aging hipsters who live with their parents, professional DJs and other "artists", cokeheads, underachievers, self-absorbed (for no discernible reason) posers, alcoholics, drug addicts and losers. This is the place to go if you want to end up on welfare, with kidney failure, on an anti-viral cocktail, or if you have failed at every other juncture in life, an identity. If you kiss the owner's son's gigantic ass, you may end up with a temporary job, which granted is not easy to come by in the wasteland that is Binghamton, and the gratifying sense that a bunch of chronically aimless, unattractive, age-inappropriate, talentless wannabes think you are "cool". IMPORTANT: This sense of coolness and accomplishment will never be correlated by the outside world so it is crucial that you NEVER LEAVE THE BELMAR.
It's wing night at the Belmar.
belmar by awesome101 January 19, 2008
A Town in at the Jersey Shore, Monmouth County. Can also be described as Central Jersey. Bruce Springsteen and the E street Band was located on 10th ave and E Street in Belmar. The Song 10th Ave Freezeout was about the house on 10th Ave. Belmar is not realized as a freindly town due to the high levels of tourism. Usuall tourists are Guidos. Club scences, loud cars, and the Italian Flag are distinqishable features of the Town. Belmar is refered to as B town.
If you want to go to the Beach, follow the Garden State Parkway until you get to exit 98 and you will see a sign for Belmar. That is a good spot to rest at. Vinny and Geno had a great time there.
Belmar by Lawn Gnome November 12, 2007

Belmar Syndrome 

When everybodies grades suddenly drop from a lack of competence from a teacher
Hey man, what happened to your math grade?
I got hit with Belmar Syndrome
Belmar Syndrome by RoJoPotus March 22, 2019

belmares 

Belmares defines as puro Mexicano ..
Brad: look a Mexican

Carlos: he has to be a Belmares
belmares by Ocho Cinco May 16, 2018

Lupita Belmarez 

Lupita is one special person !! She has a attitude but dont worry when ypu get to know her shes a SWEETHERAT!!! She has BEAUTIFUL super long hair, if there was a mexican version of tangled she will be the perfect person!! Lupita dose NOT like to work out... she kinda lazy but she's one of a kind .... anyone would be lucky to have a Lupita 💘
Look at that Lupita Belmarez !!! She is one of a kind wow!
More from Urban Dictionary
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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