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Bellagasm

The act of appearing to orgasm while completing mundane activities, most recently seen in the Twilight movies. The female equivalent of jizzing in the pants.
Did you see her Bellagasm while Mr. Schuester sang "Bust A Move?"
by Ron Vicaro November 22, 2009
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Bellamism

The religion whose deity is none other than the exalted Matthew Bellamy, the lead singer of English rock band, Muse. Bellamism entails the complete and utter worship of Matt Bellamy and acceptance of all his views and opinions. One must completely throw themselves at the feet of his greatness and recognize their insignificance in the world compared to such a divine being. The embracement of his intrinsic altruism is also requisite and an affection for the Kaoss Pad is also recommended as a worship practice, although a strong affection for guitars, namely Mansons is also acceptable. Worship includes staring for hours on end at pointless youtube videos of all things Matt Bellamy, from his craziest performances, to videos of him giggling. Synonymous with obsession. A Bellamist also looks down on all other religions as pathetic, as Matt Bellamy could fry Buddha with one zap from his kaoss pad equipped laser-dick
Bellamism:

Person: "Are you a Christian?"
Bellamist: "Fuck that"
Person: "But Jesus can walk on water dude"
Bellamist: "Dude........Stockholm Syndrome"
Person:....."Fuck Jesus"
by museee May 1, 2010
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belligasaur

When one is so totally wasted, that the brain has been shrunk to the size of a dinosaurs. Speech becomes a random annoying incoherent screech and mobility has been reduced to heavy random stomping.The belligasaur cannot comprehend normal everyday interactions with people and is only driven by the primal need for more alcohol.
Whenever I go out to drink with this girl, she always becomes a belligasaur.
by Jonathan Fang April 2, 2008
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ballgasm

A female orgasm achieved by the repeated clitoral slapping of the male testicles
Baby the other night when you were fucking me really hard and fast in the ass your balls slapping my clit give me a ballgasm.
by giofuckingsico April 25, 2009
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ballgasm

When you are having sex in the doggy position, the scrotum swings forward and hits the girl on the clitorus hence giving her a ballgasm.
I was doing my girlfriend in doggy and she had a ballgasm.
by exazonk April 22, 2009
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Ballagami

The artful manipulation of ones scrotum sack into recognizable shapes.
To be a real ballagami master, you should be able to confidently make your nut sack resemble a throbbing chicken heart. Or at the very least a set of veiny bat wings.
by MrCrowdControl October 11, 2018
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bellygasm

when someone has eaten something that tastes so good it's as if they're stomach has had an orgasm.
whoa! that steak was so tender and that peanut butter ice cream was so smooth i just had a bellygasm!
by monkiemutt January 5, 2009
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