Bellaism is God but better. You worship Bella the dog. She is a famous Black Lab. There is a special book for Bellaism. Bellaism’s sacred text is Bibella! Join Bellaism roday
by Urmom20001 March 15, 2022
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by astralzr0y January 6, 2024
Get the Bellaism mug.The religion whose deity is none other than the exalted Matthew Bellamy, the lead singer of English rock band, Muse. Bellamism entails the complete and utter worship of Matt Bellamy and acceptance of all his views and opinions. One must completely throw themselves at the feet of his greatness and recognize their insignificance in the world compared to such a divine being. The embracement of his intrinsic altruism is also requisite and an affection for the Kaoss Pad is also recommended as a worship practice, although a strong affection for guitars, namely Mansons is also acceptable. Worship includes staring for hours on end at pointless youtube videos of all things Matt Bellamy, from his craziest performances, to videos of him giggling. Synonymous with obsession. A Bellamist also looks down on all other religions as pathetic, as Matt Bellamy could fry Buddha with one zap from his kaoss pad equipped laser-dick
Bellamism:
Person: "Are you a Christian?"
Bellamist: "Fuck that"
Person: "But Jesus can walk on water dude"
Bellamist: "Dude........Stockholm Syndrome"
Person:....."Fuck Jesus"
Person: "Are you a Christian?"
Bellamist: "Fuck that"
Person: "But Jesus can walk on water dude"
Bellamist: "Dude........Stockholm Syndrome"
Person:....."Fuck Jesus"
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Get the Bellism mug.Bellism is a religion invented by the biggest jackass of the internet, Bella the wolf. In bellism, you sacrifice animals just for Bella the wolf. Speaking of Bella the wolf, she is a girl who is cringey and thinks she is God. Bella the wolf hates everything and mocks Jesus and Allah. She also made a joke about killing Jesus and mocking Technoblade.
by Shaomiaome August 30, 2024
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In bellism, you kill famous and kind people, and obey all what "Bella" says, and if u dont, u might get d##xed (whitch means to get all ur personal info leaks in public)
And its all about violence so dont watch her videos u might get mentally abused and maybe d##xed so never search this word again
Guys like my translation if u hate BellaTheWolf, or in better words: BellaTheBi##ch
In bellism, you kill famous and kind people, and obey all what "Bella" says, and if u dont, u might get d##xed (whitch means to get all ur personal info leaks in public)
And its all about violence so dont watch her videos u might get mentally abused and maybe d##xed so never search this word again
Guys like my translation if u hate BellaTheWolf, or in better words: BellaTheBi##ch
Bellism is a fake religioun that claims to harrass everything and all muslims and christians, its all violence.
by anonymous December 4, 2024
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