Bellamism 

The religion whose deity is none other than the exalted Matthew Bellamy, the lead singer of English rock band, Muse. Bellamism entails the complete and utter worship of Matt Bellamy and acceptance of all his views and opinions. One must completely throw themselves at the feet of his greatness and recognize their insignificance in the world compared to such a divine being. The embracement of his intrinsic altruism is also requisite and an affection for the Kaoss Pad is also recommended as a worship practice, although a strong affection for guitars, namely Mansons is also acceptable. Worship includes staring for hours on end at pointless youtube videos of all things Matt Bellamy, from his craziest performances, to videos of him giggling. Synonymous with obsession. A Bellamist also looks down on all other religions as pathetic, as Matt Bellamy could fry Buddha with one zap from his kaoss pad equipped laser-dick

Bellamism:

Person: "Are you a Christian?"
Bellamist: "Fuck that"
Person: "But Jesus can walk on water dude"
Bellamist: "Dude........Stockholm Syndrome"
Person:....."Fuck Jesus"

Bellamism by museee May 1, 2010

Bellamese 

The language spoken by the lead singer of Muse, Matt Bellamy. It is often unintelligible to those who aren't familiar with his rapid, nonsensical interview responses or songs featuring notes high enough to kill dolphins (as in Micro Cuts). Notable Bellamese speech affectations include the replacement of "r" sounds with "w" sounds (ie. really -> weally), repetition of the phrase "you know", and inability to say any number besides 1984.

Matt Bellamy: Adhasdfvdefjbazzbjhkzsdf zaksjfb you know the book 1984 is weally good sfjbaweif sjfakwfrb akjfn.
Person 1: Do you know what he's saying?
Person 2: No, I don't speak Bellamese.

Bellamese by Pwoffesor of Bellamese studies July 26, 2012

Bellamione 

Considered one of the best Fan Fiction pairing to ever exist in the Harry Potter universe. Bellamione is the love between the two characters Bellatrix Lestrange and Hermione Granger. This pairing is very popular on Tumblr and well loved by many people. Comedian, Mae Martin, referenced this pairing during a BBC program Russell Howard's Good News when performing a composition called the "Erotic Fan Fiction Song".

Person 1: I really love Bellamione!
Person 2: Who doesn't?
or
Person 1: I'm off to read Bellamione!
Person 2: Living the dream I see.
or possibly:
Person 1: *reading Bellamione* Oh Bellatrix, I wish I was your Hermione...

Bellamione by TheBlushingBellamoineReader March 30, 2013

Bellamia 

A word meaning a beautiful Italian girl or woman

Giana is the most beautiful girl at school, she’s my bellamia.

Bellamia by Cugino_di_Carmine November 8, 2018

bellamie 

Bellamie is an all around fun person to be with! He/ She is very kind on the inside but on the outside can show a bit sassy. They can really get their flirt on, especially getting drunk at the night club. They are so outgoing and love the outdoors. Love animals. They have a small friend group and like having it that way. An all around very mature.

Wow! Bellamie is very mature for their age.

Bellamie has so many pets, oh my gosh...

Did you see Bellamie lap dancing on that person at the club last night?!

bellamie by norcalhoe August 10, 2017

Bellumium 

Bellumium is the 223rd element in the periodic table. It has 223 protons, and 344 nuetrons, giving it an atomic mass off 567amu. It is the third liquid of the table, joining Bromine and Mercury. Bellumium is the purple liquid that Bellum, the evil life force-sucking squid in the game Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, floats around in, spits at people, and that foams out of his mouth.

Bellumium in large quantities has the abillity to turn into moving eye stalks that attack you.

To much exposure to this element can cause Bellum AIDS, which makes you crave root beer, want to talk in a British accent, and more.
Bellumium is very dense and sticky, and is what they use to make ductape, Mighy Putty and Epoxy. Very low amounts is used to make regular tape, and Bellumium will cause your Shamwow to stop working

bellum bellum AIDS Periodic table mighty putty ductape epoxy Bellumium

Bellumium by orange_zilla October 21, 2010

bellamysexual

a person attracted to bellamy blake

bellamysexual è un nuovo orientamento, per tutte le persone innamorate di bellamy blake(ma non di bob Morley)

bellamysexual by Bellamy's wife January 8, 2021