Belgina

Belinda's poontang

"Belinda's belgina is juicy, like an Indian mango."

by heethcliff October 18, 2008

Belgian Lives Matter

A joke movement based off of Black Lives Matter made by the Hearts of Iron 4 youtuber isorrowproductions to help the Belgian people. They are systematically oppressed by at least one half of their country that is so out of touch with the other that they may as well be speaking a different language. (The joke is that the different parts of Belgium speak different languages, which is true) The movement is also against Dutch tourists kidnapping Belgians by luring them into their cars. The Belgians have no clue what a car is because they bike everywhere. The Dutch then do atrocities to the Belgians such as leaving them in a car on a mild day, not one that is too hot. This leaves the Belgian mildly uncomfortable for about 10 minutes. Belgians must be fed waffles, hands from congolese black people, and stimulation to federalize the EU, as it is the first original idea from Belgium since a machine to chop of black peoples' hands.

I bought a Belgian Lives Matter flag from isorrowproductions' sellout merch website.

by HandleBrake12 June 26, 2018

Bellina

Bellina is the name of a smart, sweet, fun girl who tries to bring love and laughter to any situation. Her presence will light up any room and bring sunshine to a rainy day. She is full of love and always ready to share her laughter. Her name means little beautiful one and she personifies her name.

Bellina lights up the room and makes me smile.

by Batmannnnn September 1, 2013

Belgian Binoculars

This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.

Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.

by pseudonomical platypus September 1, 2013

belgin

A female name. This name is typically used to describe someone that is considered to be strong, intelligent, attractive and most importantly elite. Elite humans are quite rare to come across, so when you do encounter a "Belgin" make sure to acknowledge their status.

Human: "Hi what's your name?"
Female: "My name is Belgin"
Human: "Omg, you're such an amazing human"

by elitecoolkidsclub October 24, 2017

The Belgian Gift

The rumor that Belgians are extremely well endowed. Largely attributed to the intake of steak, mussels, fries, waffles, and of course beer. The average size for a male's penis worldwide is approximately 5.5in whereas the average size of a belgian male is approximately 6.4in.

See also the unfortunate Irish Curse.

Girl 1: "I hear Jacques has the Belgian Gift."
Girl 2: "Yea I know, I hear its over 10in long!"

by Joos V. August 10, 2006

Hot Belgian Waffles

A substitute for swearing, used on the disney XD television show Gravity Falls to stand in for swearing.

"OUCH, HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES"

by Danny Do Shit May 30, 2016