bagism 

John Lennon and Yoko Ono's concept of a peaceful world.
If everyone wore a bag over them there wouldn't be anything to hate about them.

John : What’s Bagism? It’s like...a tag for what we all do, we’re all in a bag ya know, and we realised that we came from two bags, I was in this pop bag going round and round in my little clique, and she was in her little avant-garde clique going round and round, and you’re in your little tele clique and they’re in their...ya know? and we all sort of come out and look at each other every now and then, but we don’t communicate. And we all intellectualize about how there is no barrier between art, music, poetry... but we’re still all - I’m a rock and roller, he’s a poet... so we just came up with the word so you would ask us what bagism is, and we’d say WE’RE ALL IN A BAG BABY!

bagism by wwacker September 25, 2005

Bagism 

A world where no one looks at your lifestyle, the color of your skin, or your gender to judge you, just like if everyone was covered with a bag.

John Lennon Started Bagism

Bagism by William Rutledge April 22, 2006

Bagism 

A metaphorical medical condition in which your entire body is always covered by a bag that is imperceptible to other people, but you yourself feel and act awkward all the time because it’s hard to see out of your bag or move around in it.

Sort of a twist on John Lennon’s original idea of the same name, except that instead of everyone else wearing a bag, only you have one. Lennon’s idea was of a world where everyone is equal, but with this kind of bagism, it’s the opposite because you’re different from everyone else.

Of course, this condition doesn’t exist in reality. But it does make a decent metaphor for autism.

Todd: Oh, I’m sorry I bumped into you by mistake, I’m just clumsy because I have bagism and it’s sometimes hard to tell where everything is.

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Steve: I just read a book about John Lennon, and he was talking about bagism. I think it’s such a great idea!

Sal: Oh, trust me, bagism is overrated. I‘ve had it for my whole life.

Bagism by Unstable Sub-Genius February 26, 2023

bangism 

A religion where you tune out sex, dating , and any other distractions during the process of accomplishing a major goal

Ayo you cute let me get yo number. Nah bro that’s against my religion bangism

bangism by Run_that_play December 20, 2020

bagima 

Tucking the penis in between the legs and having the nuts face outward

Bro how good can you make a bagima

bagima by Tate L. July 24, 2019

Bagsman

A Striker that just scores goals, composure falling out of him

Regan is a bagsman

Bagsman by Regans number 1 fan April 25, 2021

BaoIsm 

BaoIsm belief states that everyone good or bad starts at Hell which is known as "earth" itself. Once a person passes on however, they will reform into a heaven no matter what sin's or crimes they have committed. This "heaven" will be based on what the person believed in before passing, and what their morals and values were. The heaven will then open at "gates" like in many stories and you will pass through. As many churches try to implement the same belief in thousands of people, such as Christianity. This is only to get many people under the same heaven, but it will not be the heaven that is based on the person's real beliefs that are locked under the power of the 'bible'. It may just be a conspiracy theory against churches, but it is a possible answer. Now people wonder what happen to the "bad" people, they must be tortured as well correct? Well, since their morals and beliefs was doing bad things then they will pass on to a "heaven" that is suited to them. You may call their version of "heaven" to really be a "hell", but in truth it is a "heaven" that befits their state of mind before passing. There is no written instruction or manuscript on BaoIsm, but it is written in the hearts and minds of every person.

BaoIsm is not a religion, it is a way of life.

BaoIsm by Epic Phail October 7, 2008