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Beezing
Beezing involves the consumption of addictive substances, usually cocaine, meth, or Dairy Queen’s Misty slush, in the presence of emaciated and horrifically defomed Middle Eastern men that the tits and gunt of hamplanets as punching bags. Beezing behaviors are often associated with the neglect of your low-functioning autistic roommate in not purchasing his desired muffins and ignoring his cries for help.
Beezing
Doing drugs and other illegal substances, lying, or doing activities that should not be done as they are illegal, risk your health, or make you a liar to those around you. Acting selfishly in a way that will produce negative health outcomes.
Beezing by Little Miss Brat July 3, 2021
benzing
When three men of likely homosexual nature (but not always) form a circle and touch the tips of their penises together resembling the shape of the Mercedes Benz logo.
I heard Jaidyen, Skylar and Tanner were benzing all night long in an attempt to summon Captain Planet.
benzing by Franz-vanderbeek April 23, 2019
Beezin
BeeringAids
The inability to hear coherent sentences while drinking excessive amounts of beer. Also, excessive shouting while intoxicated.
BeeringAids by gabulldawg2k March 6, 2009
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