Beeling

An ugly woman or man

Verb: Beeling or Beelin'

Check her, she's beeling!

Adjective: Beeler

Did you see Paulinesy, he pulled a pure beeler!

by Porter the Beeler August 14, 2011

Beeling

A process by which an individual consumes vast quantities of milk and then settles down for a nap, no matter what their current cirumstance. (e.g. In the middle of their shift at work.)
Inspired by the actions of the one and only Milkmonster.

"Dude, I can't be bothered working any more. I'm going for a Beeling session, seeya in an hour"

"Work was boring as hell last night, so I Beeled it to pass the time"

by Cobby July 23, 2006

beeling

To bleed from ones nose before having sex with a mates mum.
It is also a hybrid insult:
"RODNEY YA BEELING EJIT"

For example, before trying to seduce your best friends mother ones nose will suddenly start bleeding, known simply as beeling. Quite inconvenient.

by rare August 16, 2003

byelingual

When you speak two languages, and begin forgetting vocabulary in both of them.

Sara claimed to be bilingual, but everybody knows she is really byelingual

by ToxicNuggzz July 2, 2020

beeline

a quick and direct route (from the belief that bees take such routes when they return to their hives)

I made a beeline for the bathroom to get cold water.

by The Return of Light Joker December 23, 2008

Taco Belling

Shitting so much diarrhoea that the toilet bowl is completely full of diarrhoea.

Person 1: Dude, I taco belled my toilet last night.
Person 2: Well fuck, I'll bring the cemtex
Person 1: Yeah, I hate Taco belling

by Fake Paul September 6, 2021

BeeringAids

The inability to hear coherent sentences while drinking excessive amounts of beer. Also, excessive shouting while intoxicated.

She can't hear you, her beeringaids are in.

by gabulldawg2k March 6, 2009