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The Beemer Lemur

Not a BMW, or a lemur. The Beemer Lemur is a unperformed sexual act. It is an act that replicas fisting into a hardcore stimulation for strong woman.

The way The Beemer Lemur is performed

1) the guy takes off his partner's panties

2)he gapes his partner's vagina
3)he attempts to stick his head into the vagina
4)you don't touch yourself, only the partner takes the pleasure.
Time to celebrate December 1st with a sunday special! The Beemer Lemur!

Beemer Bitch

a hot sexy bitch who drives a beemer.
Everyone stops and stares when the beemer bitch drives by.
Beemer Bitch by DSmf September 10, 2007

Float like a Cadillac, Sting like a beemer 

Famous catchphrase from the 2006 film Cars. This sentence is pronounced by the main character of the film Lightning McQueen many times during the film, to kinda hype himself up.
*mcqueen does an epic drift on the dirty section of the track*
Hudson Hornet: Float like a Cadillac
Lighning McQueen: Sting like a beemer!
(float like a cadillac, sting like a beemer)
Name for a motorcycle by the manufacturer BMW.
Often confused with bimmer, what is the name for cars by the same manufacturer.
The BMW R 1200 C is a beemer.
beemer by Rasputin da basemachine August 26, 2004

beernertia 

(physics) the tendency of a body to want to continue to drink beers after the first one, unless acted upon by an external force.
her: why are you drinking ANOTHER beer, you're already hammered!?
him: don't question my beernertia. it's just how the universe works.

pick up an extra case of beer at the store so we don't have to break our beernertia.
beernertia by ThusSpakeWill November 6, 2009

BeenerKeeKee19952

A kid/man on Youtube who makes videos of him lip-syncing to popular songs. Such songs include Katy Perry's Teenage Dream and Far East Movement's Like A G6. Even though he is terrible at remembering the lyrics, he gets most of his thumbs from his weird, awkward looks. Some girls thinks he's adorable, everyone else is freaked out.
Guy: Have you seen BeenerKeeKee19952's new video?

Girl: Yeah, he's so cute, I love his cover of Teenage Dream.

Guy: He's creepy and doesn't even sing the songs. Just saying.