Bedsock 

An article of fabric, most often an old sock, that is always kept either underneath one's pillow or stuffed between the sheets in order for quick cleanup after masturbation.

I blew my load all over myself and on my sheets, but luckily I had my bedsock handy for a quick cleanup.

Bedsock by diearschmeister July 1, 2011

bedrocked 

One who smoked so much weed that he can't get any more stoned is known as being bedrocked.

bob, i told you if you smoked that entire joint you would get bedrocked. look at you now.

bedrocked by Hueydude February 28, 2015

bedrock moment 

Joking about what Java Minecraft players have that bedrock players want but don’t have

Javaplayer: hypixel is a great server
Bedrockplayer: I bet it is but I play bedrock so I can’t play it
Javaplayer: bedrock moment

bedrock moment by Imsomeonethatsalwaysright April 16, 2021

BedRock 

when two are enjoying intercourse & the man shakes the bed

Girl: "Oooooo baby that was good"
Boy: "I made that bedrock gurl"

BedRock by laughoutloud01 January 5, 2010

bedrock 

an unbreakable block in minecraft also used for making clickbait videos trying to break bedrock

guy:ooo bedrock time to use my pickaxe
bedrock: nah fuck you

bedrock by jordan poole fan March 15, 2021

Minecraft Bedrock 

The version of Minecraft that originally started on phones and tablets then was also available on consoles and Windows 10. It is also the most active platform of Minecraft and consists of more children than other platforms. It has become the primary version of Minecraft since it was decided Minecraft Java wasn't.

Minecraft Java Player: You said you play Minecraft right?
Minecraft Bedrock Player: Yes, why do you wanna play?
Minecraft Java Player: Sure. What version did you say you play on again?
Minecraft Bedrock Player: Minecraft Bedrock
Minecraft Java Player: *Leaves the Chat*

Minecraft Bedrock by EnderStarr22 April 4, 2020

Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock 

the greatest video game of all time. its story, characters and music is unforgettable. comparing this game to another masterpiece, for example Knack 2, would be like comparing a Whale to a Rat. there is nothing that comes close to this level of masterpiece. thinking of an even greater game than this masterpiece is a death sentence in most countries. it isn't available anywhere now because Telltale "Went Bankrupt" but if you ask me, that's just a cover up story, they actually want people to forget about this masterpiece ever existing

Robert: Hey dude what are you playing?
Gilbert: Oh, i'm playing Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock
Robert: the gods has made you one of them. use your power wisely, young one

Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock by the god of MC:SMS2E4:BTB July 25, 2020