bedrocked

One who smoked so much weed that he can't get any more stoned is known as being bedrocked.

bob, i told you if you smoked that entire joint you would get bedrocked. look at you now.

by Hueydude February 28, 2015

Barocked

To suffer from either the intended or unintended consequences of policy decisions made by Barack Obama.

Employee A: "Did you see that the DOW has fallen 2500 points since Obama was elected?"
Employee B: "Unfortunately, yes. My 401(k) has officially been Barocked."

and,

Tim: "My uncle lost his job from the coal power plant when it bankrupted due to Obama's energy policy."
Joe: "Oh, your uncle just got Barocked!"

and,

Angela: "When I got that concussion from my car accident, I tried to find a doctor in the area, but all the hospitals were closed. I had to drive 300 miles across the state border to find a doctor who would take my government insurance."
Terry: "Oh my gosh, I got Barocked just like that last week! I wish the doctors would move back into our state and start taking our insurance, but that'll happen only when healthcare gets less socialized I guess."

by Chicago Politics February 23, 2009

Brocked

An Airforce term (orig Royal New Zealand Airforce No.5 SQN) whereby another aircrew member underhandedly and surreptitiously takes your allocated flying from you.

Weren't you meant to be flying today? No, I got brocked by Jimmy.....

by flyingkiwi July 31, 2011

bedrock moment

Joking about what Java Minecraft players have that bedrock players want but don’t have

Javaplayer: hypixel is a great server
Bedrockplayer: I bet it is but I play bedrock so I can’t play it
Javaplayer: bedrock moment

by Imsomeonethatsalwaysright April 16, 2021

Paul Brocked

when someone induces xanax and is convinced his balls are actually bigger than they are said man goes and kills a bunch of people for satisfaction of revenge with a .38 revolver

Dude Desylm Dogg he just paul brocked owen back into the closet

by kikikikikikowenisgayaf September 11, 2018

bodrocker

A bodrocker is someone who "rocks your body" referring to a certain person. Often meaning they are good looking.

That girl Zoe is a bodrocker.

by Bodrocker November 18, 2013

BedRock

when two are enjoying intercourse & the man shakes the bed

Girl: "Oooooo baby that was good"
Boy: "I made that bedrock gurl"

by laughoutloud01 January 5, 2010