bedlock

Living together outside of marriage.

We are not married, but we are in bedlock.

by Teratogen June 15, 2009

bedrocked

One who smoked so much weed that he can't get any more stoned is known as being bedrocked.

bob, i told you if you smoked that entire joint you would get bedrocked. look at you now.

by Hueydude February 28, 2015

bedrock moment

Joking about what Java Minecraft players have that bedrock players want but don’t have

Javaplayer: hypixel is a great server
Bedrockplayer: I bet it is but I play bedrock so I can’t play it
Javaplayer: bedrock moment

by Imsomeonethatsalwaysright April 16, 2021

BedRock

when two are enjoying intercourse & the man shakes the bed

Girl: "Oooooo baby that was good"
Boy: "I made that bedrock gurl"

by laughoutloud01 January 5, 2010

Bedsock

An article of fabric, most often an old sock, that is always kept either underneath one's pillow or stuffed between the sheets in order for quick cleanup after masturbation.

I blew my load all over myself and on my sheets, but luckily I had my bedsock handy for a quick cleanup.

by diearschmeister July 1, 2011

bedrock

an unbreakable block in minecraft also used for making clickbait videos trying to break bedrock

guy:ooo bedrock time to use my pickaxe
bedrock: nah fuck you

by jordan poole fan March 15, 2021

Minecraft Bedrock

The version of Minecraft that originally started on phones and tablets then was also available on consoles and Windows 10. It is also the most active platform of Minecraft and consists of more children than other platforms. It has become the primary version of Minecraft since it was decided Minecraft Java wasn't.

Minecraft Java Player: You said you play Minecraft right?
Minecraft Bedrock Player: Yes, why do you wanna play?
Minecraft Java Player: Sure. What version did you say you play on again?
Minecraft Bedrock Player: Minecraft Bedrock
Minecraft Java Player: *Leaves the Chat*

by EnderStarr22 April 4, 2020