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Bedski

I'm going to bedski.
by coolkid675 August 5, 2009
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badski

Extreme bad, or sarcasm inferring a positive mood.

Implying i had a good day.
Nancy: How was your day?
Me: Not badski!
by Dolomight March 8, 2017
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Bedside Volcano

A growing yet indecipherable mound, composed of unmatched socks, sweaters, underwear, pillows, books, catalogs, unopened mail, empty bottles, reading glasses, chargers, clean and dirty towels, exercise paraphernalia, countless and nameless other things, many forgotten yet long-sought, the entirety overtaking the room, cascading, poised to erupt.
"Have you seen my phone?"
"Have you checked the bedside volcano?"
"Which one??"
"Good question."
by Monkey's Dad February 25, 2023
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bedshit crazy

When you're so mad your significant other won't comply with your demands you take a drug-fuelled dump on their side of the bed.
She dropped a grumpy on my side of the bed, she is bedshit crazy!
by Phallically Impaired May 8, 2022
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Bedside Manner

1. Bedside manner refers most often to the way a doctor interacts and communicates with patients. A doctor with a bedside manner is a good communicator, while one without a bedside manner may offend or may be overly abrupt with patients.
2. The ability of one to cope with the abrupt surprise the morning after interaction with a female, whom the night before appeared to be quite striking and statuesque, but now appears to be repugnant, uninviting, and reminiscent of snuffaluffagus.
1. Patient: The doctor spoke to me with such politeness and tact, his bedside manner is so welcoming.

2. Guy 1: When I rolled over the next morning after the whiskey had worn off, I had to bite my hand to keep from screaming and waking the slumbering beast that lay next to me.
Guy 2:Your bedside manner is impeccable
Guy 1: I know, I got dressed and got out of Dodge and half way to Texarkana before she stirred.
by Colt Justice July 29, 2011
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bedsit bob

bedsit bob is a typical landlord. renting rooms to unemployed people who then takes all their money for things that don't exist,like central heating and hot water and electricity. he will also have keys to your room enabling him to help himself to your belongings.
1st homeless guy:"shall we rent a room from bedsit bob?" 2nd homeless guy:"i'd rather get a job" 1st homeless guy:"i'd rather die"
by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008
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Bedship

A bond between one and his or her bed.
Mark:Hey bruh? Are you in a relationship?
Bruh:I'm in a bedship dude.
by De-aliel February 7, 2017
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