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Boobie Bedit 

When a nursing woman puts her nipple in an anus and said anus squeezes the nipple until she lactates in the anus. Thus thrusting hot milk up the anus.
Man, Charlene really wanted to try the Boobie Bedit but i had my reservations.
Boobie Bedit by MR. Lava Lava September 7, 2012
A guy whom girls cannot reject. He is extreme manliness to the fullest and fucks like a porn star on extacy. Yeah he's that good, plus his bitches refer to his cock as a lightning stick.
Girl 1: Should I hook up with that guy.
Girl 2: Yes, he's such a beitel!
Girl 1: I know I'm so glad he wants to hook up with me, plus i hear he fucks SOOOO good.
Beitel by Rodger-Allen 4424 September 26, 2010

ceo of bedtime 

the homie that controls the powers allowed to thy regarding your daily melatonin cycle.
CEO of Bedtime said i need to be asleep by 8:00 pm
Me on my way to speak with the CEO of Bedtime
ceo of bedtime by goopygibson September 15, 2019

Bedicine 

When all you need to get better is time in your bed.
After 12 hours of bedicine my sickness for work had left.
Bedicine by Sluster99 January 28, 2019
Word of the Day on November 15, 2025

Bedirhan 

Bedirhan is a very sexy dude! He is very smart mashallah and very funny! And has a thick booty
Omg have you seen Bedirhan today? Hes dummy thick
Bedirhan by Landloos May 1, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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