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A guy whom girls cannot reject. He is extreme manliness to the fullest and fucks like a porn star on extacy. Yeah he's that good, plus his bitches refer to his cock as a lightning stick.
Girl 1: Should I hook up with that guy.
Girl 2: Yes, he's such a beitel!
Girl 1: I know I'm so glad he wants to hook up with me, plus i hear he fucks SOOOO good.
Beitel by Rodger-Allen 4424 September 26, 2010
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Josh Beitel 

A guy who tells another friend’s wife what his husband has planned when the husband is trying to secure time to hang out with his friends without fear of judgement or reprisal from his wife.
A friend has a Dentist appointment with his friends wife and he blabs that he is looking forward to having game night with her husband before the husband had a chance to negotiate his freedom. The husband group texts everyone that plans are cancelled and someone just pulled a Josh Beitel on him.
Josh Beitel by Tibereas September 28, 2018

timothy van den beitel 

a fat boy and a goofy big guy most likely misunderstand as the comedian fluffy
today I saw Fluffy but I was wrong it was Timothy van den Beitel
betelhem, or betty is the coolest dude everrrrr. from eri trea probably. she usually wears a bun. she is always fun to be with and always had our back.
hey dude i wish i had a betelhem in my life rn
HAHA UR MISSIN OUT M8
betelhem by maiscorn_masterrrrr February 7, 2019

Bentellect 

Bentellect is a tiktoker who’s comments are filled with things like ‘this is not a joke benny boy 😈’.
Bentellect I’m inside your walls benny boy 😈
Bentellect by glossy..x..peach August 23, 2021
A name given to the prettiest girls in the world. She's average height, thickkkkk, naturally gorgeous, loved, educated, HILARIOUS and everything in between. Betiel is a very nice yet sassy girl. The more you know her, the more you'll want to spend time with her, trust me. She'll light up the room, as well as your life. Everyone needs a Betiel in their life, she's a modern-day queen! She keeps a small friend group but has many acquaintances. If you're close with a Betiel, you're lucky, she doesn't let just anyone in to her life.
"You're such a Betiel!!"
"Oh really, thanks! That's the best compliment I've ever gotten. <<<3"
betiel by dimegirl101 November 21, 2020
A young woman whom, among other things, is smart, funny and incredibly charming.

Often shy at first, behind that quiet exterior lies a wealth of quality personality.

See also: Beut-IF-el.
Man, I wish that Beutel would come home from Cali, I miss her.
Beutel by loxish September 16, 2008
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