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I am going to make 'so-and-so' a bedit tomorrow
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Boobie Bedit 

When a nursing woman puts her nipple in an anus and said anus squeezes the nipple until she lactates in the anus. Thus thrusting hot milk up the anus.
Man, Charlene really wanted to try the Boobie Bedit but i had my reservations.
Boobie Bedit by MR. Lava Lava September 7, 2012
A guy whom girls cannot reject. He is extreme manliness to the fullest and fucks like a porn star on extacy. Yeah he's that good, plus his bitches refer to his cock as a lightning stick.
Girl 1: Should I hook up with that guy.
Girl 2: Yes, he's such a beitel!
Girl 1: I know I'm so glad he wants to hook up with me, plus i hear he fucks SOOOO good.
Beitel by Rodger-Allen 4424 September 26, 2010

ceo of bedtime 

the homie that controls the powers allowed to thy regarding your daily melatonin cycle.
CEO of Bedtime said i need to be asleep by 8:00 pm
Me on my way to speak with the CEO of Bedtime
ceo of bedtime by goopygibson September 15, 2019

Bedicine 

When all you need to get better is time in your bed.
After 12 hours of bedicine my sickness for work had left.
Bedicine by Sluster99 January 28, 2019
Word of the Day on November 15, 2025

Bedirhan 

Bedirhan is a very sexy dude! He is very smart mashallah and very funny! And has a thick booty
Omg have you seen Bedirhan today? Hes dummy thick
Bedirhan by Landloos May 1, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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