beditating 

Meditating in your bed

man im going home and beditating all night

beditating by totalfuckup69 September 25, 2019

Meditating Monkey 

A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.

All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey

Meditating Monkey by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

boritating 

Adjective describing something that is both boring and irritating.

"Finding the burned out bulb in a string of Christmas lights is boritating."

boritating by CthulhuFhtagn December 18, 2006

bedgetating 

The act of lazing around in bed, watching TV, reading, etc. Similar to vegetating, only in bed.

The laundry really needed doing, but I spent the afternoon bedgetating with the remote instead.

bedgetating by MattCA April 25, 2016

meditating 

A euphemism for masturbation.

Yenny: Mimie Tran, where were you yesterday?

Mimie: In my room...meditating.

Yenny: Oh, let me know next time you meditate, I will join.

Mimie: Ohhhkay.

meditating by Mauro-Wauro May 15, 2008

bevetating 

drinking many many beverages (Booze r Beer r both) among friends while chillin, eventually spilling into a drunken state

Bro1 to Bro2: Whatz up with you man?
Bro2 to Bro1: I'm bevetating...and your not, so best start sluggin some brews...that is if you're man enough.

bevetating by Czarbo November 13, 2007

Editating 

An edit that comes to mind whilst the mind has reached a point of relaxation, arising from prolonged and regular meditation.

"I was meditating and started thinking critically about the theory of relativity the other day, and I began a period of editating that theory, or a period of editation."

Editating by DharmaBabe and Qi_Dzi_Py November 18, 2011