Bed Bath and Beyond

When a man is in the hospital and the nurse jerks him off after giving him his sponge bath.

Guy 1: "So I heard you were in the hospital. How was that?"
Guy 2: "It was horrible until my nurse came in to bathe me and she gave me a "bed bath and beyond". It was awesome!

by xCLAMM JAMMERx January 09, 2012

bed bath and beyond

The store that sells bath and bed stuff. I have never found the beyond part.

The beyond, in bed bath and beyond is that they sell pancakes there

by DizzyLizzy April 01, 2007

Bed, Bath, and Beyond

A sexual act consisting of one partner defecating into a pillow case. The case is then tied closed and used, pillow fight style, to beat the other partner.

Hey, did you hit that shit last night?
Ya, man, and when we finished, I gave her the old Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

by YBR H3 January 20, 2011

bed bath and beyond

Having sex then getting a bath then what ever you want.

Me and the Misses had a Bed Bath and Beyond last night.

by Smigs February 03, 2007

Bed, Bath, and Beyond

Where you go to bed, take a bath, then dream about why you're bathing while you're asleep.

"He drowned in his sleep."
"How?"
"He went to bed, bath, and beyond."

by Victor Gray March 18, 2010

Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt

Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt — a headline trumpeting the ridiculous fact that former President. Donald J. Trump his secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom at Mar-a-Largo. There are both photographs and video footage to document this.

Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.

I wonder if our enemies got 20% off coupons while reading our secrets after their infiltration of Mar-a-Largo?

Dolt 45 hid secret documents in an easily accessible bathroom documented by visual evidence in photographs and video taping Bed Bath and Beyond a Doubt.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler June 12, 2023

bed bath and beyond bored

Describing boredom that is out of this world, totally unbearable

I am so bored

Oh yeah? Well I'm bed bath and beyond bored

by DizzyLizzy March 26, 2007