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When you fail to hit at something.
Bad dart playa - *Throws dart - and fails to hit*
Commentater - Bad dart playa is up.. and he misses.
Misses by The Koaladude September 10, 2005
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The act of missing someone when they are overseas. You lose interest in all normal activities such as eating, bathing, sleeping, socialising and masturbating. The first week is the hardest then when the second week comes around you are completely numb to any feeling and sit by the phone waiting for your "misses" to contact you. This may happen if you are deeply in love with the person who has gone overseas.
I misses her so much
Misses by ihatecrybabies May 22, 2009

Misses Pippi 

When a female lovingly "hovers" above a toilet seat pissing all over it in the process.
MARCO: "Hey Misses Pippi, thanks for the hot yellow urine I just sat on and the stale lingering Cheerio smell." MISSES PIPPI: " It's got electrolytes."
Misses Pippi by Terio Marin June 13, 2016

Misses Crabs? 

Fat bitches who come with shelving.
Misses Crabs? Oh wait is that a turkey sandwich eh eh.
Misses Crabs? by YournameisTwat June 24, 2025

Thug Misses

1. A female that is thugish yet still lady-like and carries herself with balance and knowledge of the streets and the home area
2. A female thug
Thug Misses by Sweet AKA Shonte` February 15, 2005

thug misses

1. Other word for Gangsta Boo, meaning a girl down with the thugs.
2. Rapstress Khia's AKA.
1. Thug misses, Queen Bitch, all my soldiers die with me (Khia)
2. That album Thug Misses is OTC!!
thug misses by SyntaxE July 10, 2006

The Misses Nutritious America 

The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn
Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.

And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!

Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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