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Beckium by a kid from Canada September 26, 2020
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Beckums (n.) bé-kum-z. A name reserved only for the most genetically beautiful and talented female offspring of the Whattakawhatee tribe in the Skandingah region of the Native Great Plains. Derives from the Indian word, Beckumah-Matata, literally translated as "one of molten-hot beauty, with angelic voice, nice rack and fondness for tundra." Legend has it that males in the region had to cover their eyes and ears to avoid seeing or hearing her in fear of an instant and embarrassing protrusion of their native crotch garb - the Breechcloth. This phenomena led to the creation of the totem pole, a monument erected to document all cases of "instant wood" caused by Beckums in Native American history
1. Tonto: Why Lone Ranger, is your face carved above mine on totem pole in my hood?
Lone Ranger: Bro, I was checking out Beckums in the teepee and in the blink of an eye, I friggin jizzed all over my gun belt and saddle. I even yelled, "Hi-yo Silver" for some stupid f'n reason.
Tonto: Welcome to the club Kemosabe...welcome to the club.
Lone Ranger: Bro, I was checking out Beckums in the teepee and in the blink of an eye, I friggin jizzed all over my gun belt and saddle. I even yelled, "Hi-yo Silver" for some stupid f'n reason.
Tonto: Welcome to the club Kemosabe...welcome to the club.
Beckums by A Horse-Mouthed bastard September 25, 2010
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Beckism
A term, redefined term, or any expression, usually accompanied by tears/feigned intense emotion behind thinly veiled ideological motivations, that, by force of emotion over logic, attack non-conservative or rational perspectives with little, or no, verifiable, evidence.
Most conservative pundits unthinkingly spout such Beckisms as "Liberals hate America", "Obama is a Communist" or "I want my America back!"
Beckism by radiorocket September 6, 2010
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Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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