Beckums

Beckums (n.) bé-kum-z. A name reserved only for the most genetically beautiful and talented female offspring of the Whattakawhatee tribe in the Skandingah region of the Native Great Plains. Derives from the Indian word, Beckumah-Matata, literally translated as "one of molten-hot beauty, with angelic voice, nice rack and fondness for tundra." Legend has it that males in the region had to cover their eyes and ears to avoid seeing or hearing her in fear of an instant and embarrassing protrusion of their native crotch garb - the Breechcloth. This phenomena led to the creation of the totem pole, a monument erected to document all cases of "instant wood" caused by Beckums in Native American history

1. Tonto: Why Lone Ranger, is your face carved above mine on totem pole in my hood?

Lone Ranger: Bro, I was checking out Beckums in the teepee and in the blink of an eye, I friggin jizzed all over my gun belt and saddle. I even yelled, "Hi-yo Silver" for some stupid f'n reason.

Tonto: Welcome to the club Kemosabe...welcome to the club.

Beckums by A Horse-Mouthed bastard September 25, 2010

Fuckum Buckums 

Another way to say what the hell typically used in sisterfucker country

"What the fuckum buckums was that"?

Fuckum Buckums by Jtagger69 October 26, 2016

Abby Beckus

A stupid ugly bitch who sucks the soul from your best friends. Also Abby Beckuses are known to keep their grandmothers who have amnesia out of nursing homes so when they die they can collect insurance money.

My best friend Moore had his soul taken by an Abby Beckus.

Abby Beckus by Beatific November 28, 2009

justin beckum 

Justin beckum is a guy with fluffy black hair his friend is Anna and Bailey and Bella. He is secretly all mights love child and Justin beckum is very swag. <3333

Justin beckum is very swag <3333 by Anna cook

justin beckum by Swag Justin by anna September 5, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019